willbrich posted on Dec 21, 2006
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| Tags: funny, humor, joke, blondes
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow...
A blonde girl walks into the Salon wearing a pair of headphones and asks for a haircut. The hair stylist looks and says, "You'll need to take off the headphones first."
"If I take them off I'll die!" the girl exclaims.
For a while the stylist struggles around the headphones but it's no use. Again she asks the girl to remove the headphones.
"If I take them off I'll die!" the blonde responds again.
The stylist continues trying to cut around the headphones, but to no avail, the frustration builds. She decides to take the headphones off for her, gently so the girl doesn't notice. Sure enough, as soon as the headphones are removed the blonde girl drops to the floor and dies.
The stylist can't believe it. Amazed, he picks up the headphones and holds them up to his ears, and listens:
"Breathe in....breathe out....breathe in...."
quietone
posted 2 days ago
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Tags: funny, frolic, Sunday, squirrels, horny
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Impromptu visit....
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starchini
posted 4 days ago
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Tags: silly, funny, starchini, stupid, pointless
Warning, Warning, Not for the serious. Not for the perturbed. Not for the intellectual.... read entire post