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Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow...
A blonde girl walks into the Salon wearing a pair of headphones and asks for a haircut. The hair stylist looks and says, "You'll need to take off the headphones first."
"If I take them off I'll die!" the girl exclaims.
For a while the stylist struggles around the headphones but it's no use. Again she asks the girl to remove the headphones.
"If I take them off I'll die!" the blonde responds again.
The stylist continues trying to cut around the headphones, but to no avail, the frustration builds. She decides to take the headphones off for her, gently so the girl doesn't notice. Sure enough, as soon as the headphones are removed the blonde girl drops to the floor and dies.
The stylist can't believe it. Amazed, he picks up the headphones and holds them up to his ears, and listens:
"Breathe in....breathe out....breathe in...."

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  • secretlife said on Dec 22, 2006....

    LMAO!!!

    Some of us need those little reminders, eh?

    Merry Christmas will!

  • gingersoul said on Dec 22, 2006....

    LOL.......too funny...

    oh, she was a  real blonde for sure.....we blondes for choice knows better than this.....lol...

    Secret..no offense....LOL

  • willbrich said on Dec 22, 2006....
    Merry Christmas SL and ginger!
    SL, no offense. I know you are a real blonde. So while I was posting this, I thought,"Hmmmm, maybe SL will be very upset seeing this." :-D
    ginger, now I know you are blonde too.
  • gingersoul said on Dec 22, 2006....

    Will.....yes, i am blonde...but not that blonde...LOL

    I always say my inner brunette makes me smart and my outside blonde makes me beautiful....LOL

    what a man might want more?...:-D

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