I have had one of [b][i]those[/i][/b]days. Days when you just seem to embarrass yourself. My mother called today and asked me to meet her for lunch at her work. The day was nice...a little windy but warm so I decided to wear a skirt. I got into my car and noticed that I needed gas. So I went to the gas station and pumped some gas. I paid for the gas and as I walked out the door my skirt flew all the way up, and of course...to make matters worse I was wearing a thong. I pulled it down as fast as I could but everyone had seen and I had to walk to my car with a chorus of beeping horns, whistles, and comments. The day however did not end there. I got to my mother's work and got in the elevator. The only other person there was a man who gave me an acknowledging nod as I entered. As I stood there watching the numbers go up he suddenly said "So how are you?"
-"Fine" I responded. I thought it was odd he was speaking to me. After a couple of seconds he asked "So what have you been up to?"
-"Nothing" I said.
Then he tapped me on the shoulder and said, "Do you mind? I'm on the phone"
Turns out he wasn't talking to me at all, he was on the phone and I had not noticed because he was wearing a headset. Thankfully the doors opened and I could get out.
Embarrasing moments are the worse when they happen to you aren't they. At least this time it occurred around people I hopefully won't see again.



