See the nice kitty.
You've always wanted such a nice, cuddly kitty.
Aww....Kitty looks so sweet!
Kitty wants your attention, but Kitty is coy.
Kitty wanders off, but waits for you to follow
 sweetly batting her cute little kitty eyes.
You follow Kitty, because Kitty wants you to pet her.
And you want to take Kitty home.
Who wouldn't want such a sweet, loving kitty?

Each time you near Kitty, she wanders further.
She waits for you, and then seductively runs each time you near her.
This occurs over and over,
until you find yourself standing in a forest,
Kitty still in sight
if maybe Kitty just doesn't want to be caught.

It is at that point that Kitty approaches YOU.
Kitty stares at you, begging you to pet her.
You hesitantly pet Kitty, wondering what will happen next.
To your relief, Kitty looks very happy and begins to purr in your warm arms.
You happily pet Kitty the whole way home,
thinking, "Finally, a sweet little to call my own".
You get Kitty home, and feed her and give her water.
Kitty looks very happy and stays that way for quite a whie.

One morning,  you reach out to pet Kitty,
just like every other morning you've shared
and Kitty bites you! Hard!
Now you're bleeding, and wondering what the hell you did to
your sweet little Kitty. You bandage your hand, and go about
your normal day. When you return home that night, Kitty is waiting for
you at the door. You reach out to pet her, and she accepts.
She looks happy. You finish your day, and go to bed.
Kitty sleeps right next to you, like always.

The following morning, while walking over to the cupboard where
the cat food is, it occurs to you that since you never figured out what
made Kitty so mad, She'll probably strike again. You fill the dish with
 just a little fear. Everything goes fine with Kitty for the next few weeks,
and then just as suddenly as the first time, Kitty bites you! You wander off,
to give Kitty some space. A few hours later, Kitty comes up to looking like
she wants you to pet her. When you reach out your hand she bites it again!
Now you're mad, and you go outside for a walk. When you come back, Kitty
does the same thing, asks you to pet her and then bites you when you try to.

A few weeks of this go by, Kitty's moods are random and unpredictible.
Sometimes she's the sweetest Kitty ever, and other times you can't believe
how mean she can be.

More time goes by, and Kitty's moods have not changed. You've done all
you can think of to remedy this issue, since you love your sweet little Kitty.
You've even changed many of your own behaviors to suit Kitty's moods,
but to no avail. Congratulations, you are living my life.