willbrich's tags:
Sean Connery was sitting by the pool one morning when he got a call from his agent about a new role:
"Hi Sean," says his agent. "Listen I want you to me up with this director tomorrow morning to discuss the part, about ten-ish."
"Tenish?" asks Sean, "I don't even own a racket!"

del.icio.us Digg reddit StumbleUpon

Comments

  • Tinkerman said on Dec 19, 2006....
    Short, sweet & absolutely HILARIOUS!!!
  • Lioness said on Dec 19, 2006....
    hahaha... I think that goes with age. LOL
  • secretlife said on Dec 20, 2006....

    i can always count on you will!!!

    Merry Christmas!

  • queenparanoia said on Dec 20, 2006....
    hahahahahaha that's all thanks for making me laugh!!!
  • GumpyJumptooth said on Dec 20, 2006....
    Sean Connery 1966: "Bond....James Bond."

    Sean Connery 2006: "Bond....GOLD Bond."

    This is a difficult question.  Who IS the greatest James Bond ever?  The answer to which is even further clouded by the wealth of great actors who just missed out on this great role.

    Perhaps one of them was THE greatest Bond, but fate didn't allow us a glimpse at their version of 007?

    Here are some actors who really should have had their chance at the gold ring.  Imagine James Bond played by:
    1. Charlie Callas
    2. Soupy Sales
    3. Jamie Farr
    4. Charles Nelson Reilly
    5. Jim Varney

    (Deep sigh) We'll never know...we'll just never know.
  • IdeallySublime said on Dec 20, 2006....

    Hilarious!

    Gumpy: Jim Varney?!  He undoubtedly would have been the best! lol

  • GumpyJumptooth said on Dec 20, 2006....
    Ideally,

    And we'd change Vern's name to Blofeld or M or Q or Moneypenny!  Right, Vern?

Comment on "The Best James Bond Ever?"

joke funny humor james bond Connery bond (Click to add tags below)

(Separate tags using commas, for example: New York, dating, vegetarian)
Comment Anonymously

The idea is to convey a thought, but only in one word. No stringing words together. MEET THE CHALLENGE!

1.) FARK...
A blog of totally random life experiences. Some weird, some funny, some gross, and some pointless. But at least I'm writing something!...
Funny cat pic. Seriously, you should look at it....
It was my co-workers birthday yesterday and someone dropped the cake in the parking lot. Oops! It wasn't me though........
So there was this bonfire, and I said I'd reciprocate things and then he wanted straws for his teeth! He he he...

Subscribe to the SoulCast Newsletter To Receive the Best Uncensored Blogs About Love, Sex, Relationships, God, Politics, and More.


Ever wonder what people really think and how they really live?

Read about the real lives of regular people like you whose powerful moving blogs will make you smile, cry, emotional, and warm inside.

Your FREE SoulCast newsletter is just moments away. Receive your first feel-good blog by entering your email address below.

First Name:
Your Email:


You can unsubscribe at any time with one click. We NEVER sell or share your email address with anyone. Period. close