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Sean Connery was sitting by the pool one morning when he got a call from his agent about a new role:
"Hi Sean," says his agent. "Listen I want you to me up with this director tomorrow morning to discuss the part, about ten-ish."
"Tenish?" asks Sean, "I don't even own a racket!"

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  • Tinkerman said on Dec 19, 2006....
    Short, sweet & absolutely HILARIOUS!!!
  • Lioness said on Dec 19, 2006....
    hahaha... I think that goes with age. LOL
  • secretlife said on Dec 20, 2006....

    i can always count on you will!!!

    Merry Christmas!

  • queenparanoia said on Dec 20, 2006....
    hahahahahaha that's all thanks for making me laugh!!!
  • GumpyJumptooth said on Dec 20, 2006....
    Sean Connery 1966: "Bond....James Bond."

    Sean Connery 2006: "Bond....GOLD Bond."

    This is a difficult question.  Who IS the greatest James Bond ever?  The answer to which is even further clouded by the wealth of great actors who just missed out on this great role.

    Perhaps one of them was THE greatest Bond, but fate didn't allow us a glimpse at their version of 007?

    Here are some actors who really should have had their chance at the gold ring.  Imagine James Bond played by:
    1. Charlie Callas
    2. Soupy Sales
    3. Jamie Farr
    4. Charles Nelson Reilly
    5. Jim Varney

    (Deep sigh) We'll never know...we'll just never know.
  • IdeallySublime said on Dec 20, 2006....

    Hilarious!

    Gumpy: Jim Varney?!  He undoubtedly would have been the best! lol

  • GumpyJumptooth said on Dec 20, 2006....
    Ideally,

    And we'd change Vern's name to Blofeld or M or Q or Moneypenny!  Right, Vern?

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