Inspired by PAPERBACKWRITER's post, Hunks You Want to Bump, I thought I’d follow up with this.
Back when I had my first apartment, I had this on-again, off-again boyfriend who came and went as he pleased. He had all the control over our rendezvous, because having another… live-in… girlfriend, he never gave me his phone number or any way to contact him. His calls would come sporadically… sometimes every few weeks, sometimes once a year. This went on for about eight years, before, during and after my short-lived marriage to someone else. He had some kind of a hold on me, and whether or not I was seeing anyone else, I always went to sleep thinking about him… wishing he would call.
I would never know when he was going to call, so when I answered the phone, always hoping but never expecting that it would be him, all he would have to say was, “Hi,” and I’d instantly cream my jeans. At that point, I’d be ready to do anything he wanted, anywhere he wanted. I even used to sleep with my apartment door unlocked, just in case he decided to pop by while I was sleeping and I didn’t hear him knock.
During those eight years, and all the years since, there have always been certain songs and certain voices that remind me of him and have the same effect as that one word from him had. To this day, if I hear any song by Rod Stewart, I get so turned on, I’d hump a water buffalo. Marty Balin has the same effect on me, especially the song “Hearts.” They both have that same sort of husky, sexy voice that he had. And to tell you the truth, Stevie Nicks kind of has that same effect on me.
What about you? Is there anyone whose voice puts the cream in your jeans?
