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Ladies: A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at Husband Mart and have a nice day.

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  • secretlife said on Dec 07, 2006....
    oh will, this is sooooooo true.  I just know i'd be one of those 3,456,789,012!
  • queenparanoia said on Dec 08, 2006....
    whahahahahahahahaha that is so true!!!!!!!!!!
  • PAPERBACKWRITER said on Dec 08, 2006....
    CRACKED me UP!!!!LMAO

    I must admit though, I could at times be cynic so I would have cut my losses and  shop on the 5th floor.  There must be a catch here, I would be asking myself the whole time ascending the floors.

    Even in life I am second-guessing myself:  always asking when everything is going well: there must be a trick here! I get off before the punchline or in this case the last floor.  People tells me I love security and analyze things a lot.  I was choosy.  At the same time I´m easy to please.

    Confused yet, will?!

    I´m a walking contradiction, which describes women in general most of the time.  ;   )
  • willbrich said on Dec 08, 2006....
    paperback, Yeah you really confused me. Sounds like contradiction here. BTW, I can also ralate this joke to my investment choices. I used to chase big profits, you know, if I made money from stocks or mutual funds, then I always hoped more or higher returns, so I did not get out with the profits early on, then most of the time I ended up on "Floor 6" with nothing or a loss. Now I'd rather get out on "Floor 3" or something with a smaller gain than nothing.
  • organic.writing said on Dec 08, 2006....
    this would be better than a brothel full of gigalos!

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