Yesterday I went to meet one of my best friends. He works in a production house and is gay. Let's call him Gaye.
It was a job related meeting. I was recommended by Gaye to transcribe some indonesian soap opera into english. When I first got there, Gaye introduced me to his co-workers. The first one i met was gay as well and another, and another. I'm not so sure about the other two's sexual orientation but they looked gay to me. They looked at me, head to toe and for a split second i felt judged. It's like for that split second they were analyzing me whether i was beautiful enough, trendy enough, rich enough or cool enough. What do you expect? They're gay and working with celebrities. Oh well, you know how gays can be. Of course after a good couple of hours the ice broke. They were nice people and funny as hell.
I hadn't seen Gaye for quite some time. He's an old friend but we don't really hang out too often anymore after i came back from abroad. So there we were having dinner the two of us and a lot of catching up.
"I think me and my boyfriend broke up." I said in a mellow tone.
"What happened?" Gaye asked me.
"Long story. Anyway, what's up with you?" I lit my cigarette.
"I have a new boyfriend of one month that i want to dump." Gaye said.
"He's 24 and the sex is fantastic, but he's getting too clingy." He continued.
"He keeps calling me every living minute and it's getting on my nerves. Besides, I have this other guy that i've been hitting on and i have a feeling it's mutual. He's even younger, only 22 and is a soap star." Gaye took a cigarette and lit it. You can just tell that he's gay by the way his fingers sway flamboyantly.
"Oh my god Gaye, are you two-timing now? I thought you don't do that?" I replied in shocked.
"I thought you want a stable, loving and committed relationship instead of easy fucks who come and go as fast as you come?" I grinned after saying that. Pun intended most definitely.
It's true. Gaye is different. He's almost like a real woman who yearns for intimacy and passion in a steady relationship, unlike most gays who are known for their lack of ability to commit. Gaye wants love. So I was quite surprised to know that he's now officially unfaithful.
"So, tell me about the sex." I winked at him while sipping my tea.
"He's got a small dick." Gaye said innocently.
"Wait, you said the sex was great." I asked back, bewildered.
"Yeah, it is. I screw him in the ass, so it's all good for me." He answered.
"Does he do that to you?" He once told me that even as a gay he didn't do it anally, so I was trying to update the information.
"Nope. I don't like it. It's painful." He cringed.
Now that, coming from a gay guy. People, anal sex hurts! Of course with my expanded sex knowledge I gained after joining Literotica and constant learning from the sex-perts here on SoulCast, I gave him some advice.
"Dude...." I spoke while patting his back for assurance. "If it hurts, it means you're not doing it right. 3 words -- lubricate, lubricate, lubricate." I told him this while trying to put on a wise one look on my face.
"And you have to relax, trust your partner and tell him to go slow." I continued with my plagiarized advices.
It's almost surreal listening to my own voice, a straight female's who's never done anal sex giving advice about it to a gay guy. A guy who's been gay since he was 17.
Gaye inhaled his second cigarette and stayed quiet.
"So what are you going to do about your toy boy now?" I asked him, changing the subject.
"I haven't decided yet. I want to keep him cause I enjoy the sex. But with this other guy, we connect so well. Plus I don't have to be a sugar daddy for him. He earns more than me." He giggled.
"So you're going to keep both of them?" I asked.
Gaye just nodded. "Just for a while."
"You know why gay guys are so freaking free and loose? They can't stay faithful too long and sleep with just about anything that moves?" I asked him rhetorically. Gaye looked at me, smiling.
"It's not because they're gay. It's because they are guys. Guys are just naturally bastards." I stubbed my cigarette out to the ashtray. Gaye laughed hysterically and we left the restaurant.
missb posted on Dec 06, 2006
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silverwhisper said on Dec 06, 2006....
that's hysterical! i love it! :D
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missb said on Dec 06, 2006....
Ed,
You do? Yaayyy....[jumps up and down]. Thanks. My first "dialogue" attempt on SC and got your approval. I'm so happy ;)
Cheers :) -
silverwhisper said on Dec 06, 2006....
it's funny material, and it's well told, miss b. :>
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PAPERBACKWRITER said on Dec 06, 2006....
I had flashbacks from memories of long ago, missb.
I felt I was with you silently puffing my cigarette, and downing a beer.
I could almost feel Gaye´s flamboyancy. Yeah, I yearn for another gay friend, much better friends - in the plural
Gay friend was a word to me from primary school until I got married. After that, nada. I missed having a fairy in my life - not meant to be derogatory.
I knew I missed them because 2 years ago, I worked in a project for the Consulate of my home country here in Hamburg. I won´t go into details, suffice it to say it was the 50th year anniversary of their diplomatic relations, They did not have any production experience and saw I jumped in the project. Fairies everywhere. I had the 5 best months of my life working voluntatily for the project.
Well, the cliché of finding gays in the creative business is true. I studied Mass Communication, worked in Theater, TV and Advertising - I was surrounded by their creaitivity, utter genius and yeah this sense of freedom of being.
On the other hand, I had enough gay friends cry on my shoulder, and I felt helpless. Although, I gave them the same advice I did my girlfriends. Somehow, you are use to their gaiety - it is unnerving to see them brake. I´ve seen a lot.
Ironically, all who came for me seeking for advice were having relationships left and and right, and practicing their healthy sexual urges - I was a virgin and did not commit to relationships, I was only a walking flirt. Anyway, I read voraciously everything about sex and relationships - knowledge is power. I guess, that is why I did not go into relaitonships then. Enough drama going around me to cover my needs.
Well, this post brings so many good memories back. You have a knack for people - a unique ability to emphatize
Thanks,
Paper~
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missb said on Dec 07, 2006....
Ed,
It was a funny night :) Thanks.
Paper,
Thanks :) I also love gay friends. They're so much more colorful. When I was in Taiwan, I was desperately looking for gay friends. Didn't really succeed :/
Anyway, you're right about finding gay friends in the creative business. I also studied mass communication and worked in radio stations. I miss those days :/ It was so carefree. I'm glad you found the post to be interesting and brought good memories back ;)
Cheers! -
secretlife said on Dec 07, 2006....
Missb: That last line says it all!Very funny! -
MissMimi said on Dec 07, 2006....
Oh, missb, that post is priceless. It brought back so many memories. Like Paper said, I miss having a fairy in my life... (Paper, THAT is a great line, btw.)
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missb said on Dec 07, 2006....
SL,
The last line indeed says it all :) Thanks.
MissMimi,
Thanks :) I agree that having a fairy in life brings more colors.
Thanks y'all for reading and stopping by!
Cheers ;) -
PAPERBACKWRITER said on Dec 07, 2006....
missb, MissMimi, Secret.....what the heck you too ed, it is the yuletide season!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{wet sloppy kisses}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
((((((((((((((((group hugs)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
I grew up with fairies, have you noticed sometimes I am like one?!!!
BWAAAAHAHHAHHA!
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missb said on Dec 07, 2006....
Heyyyy Paper... you're on :)
[missb joins the group hug]
So you're sometimes like a fairly? LoL...Good, means i'm not alone. When you hang out too often with the lot, it kinda rubs off...hihihihi.....[giggles]
Cheers ;D -
scalywag said on Dec 07, 2006....
hmmmm, I swear I made a comment here yesterday.....I know I read it.
anyway, I got a good laugh from this story missb. Thanks for sharing.
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gingersoul said on Dec 07, 2006....
Oh, simply hysterical.....LOL....i have several gay friends and they DO talk and move and think that way...... good laugh...welll presented......
And the last line....it might have been said by Mae West! ....lol...
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missb said on Dec 07, 2006....
Hey there scaly,
Uhm, i didn't delete your comment though, just clarifying :) I'm glad it made you laugh. Thanks for stopping by.
Ginger dear,
It was a funny night. I'm glad it made you laugh too. I did :D Don't you just loooove gay friends huh ;) Yes, the last line...I remember reading it somewhere but i forgot who said it. The words are just so ingrained in my head now. Thanks for stopping by, dear :)
Cheers! -
scalywag said on Dec 07, 2006....
missb....most likely I had typed something, received a phone call and either closed my browser or hit the back button....I tend to do this from time to time.
I realized something was wrong when it wasn't showing in my conversations.
Oh well.
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missb said on Dec 07, 2006....
Scaly,
Oh well. I'm still glad you're here though ;)
Cheers!
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