I was visiting flooble.com and found this on one of their pages. Then suddenly Susmaryosep came to my mind. He likes beer! That's why. Sus, this one's for you and to all beer drinkers. Holla! Bring out the barrels!!!

1
Problem: You can no longer feel the taste of beer. The feeling of satisfaction has disappeared. The beer appears to have become colorless.
Possible Cause: Your glass may be empty.
Solution: Quickly find someone willing to buy you another glass of beer.

2
Problem: The taste is gone. So is the warm feeling. Your shirt feels somewhat wet from the collar down.
Possible Cause: Your mouth may be closed. Alternatively, you may be missing your mouth with your glass.
Solution: Regular practice sessions in front of the mirror are recommended.

3
Problem: Your feet feel wet and cold.
Possible Cause: Your glass/mug/can/bottle is oriented upside down.
Solution: Position your beer so that the frothy part is pointed towards the ceiling.

4
Problem: Your feet feel wet and warm.
Possible Cause: You suffer from insufficient bladder control.
Solution: Drink your beer in the vicinity of a dog (make sure it has a collar). After your "accident", request the owner of the dog make reparations in the form of beer.

5
Problem: The floor looks blurry and out of focus.
Possible Cause: You are observing the floor throught he bottom of your empty beer glass.
Solution: Quickly find someone willing to buy you another glass of beer. (Hint: See previous entry.)

6
Problem: Fluorecent lights have somehow migrated down to the wall.
Possible Cause: You have fallen on your back.
Solution: Loudly request that someone pick you up and guide you to the bar.

7
Problem: Your beer tastes flat and a little fruity.
Possible Cause: The Barman has poured you a glass of Cranberry juice by mistake.
Solution: Make way to the bar (See #6), and loudly protest the horrible injustice. Request compensation in the form of beer.

Source: http://www.flooble.com/fun/beer.php