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I went on a date with a girl from myspace last weekend. Besides the fact that we never met eachother in person before and only talked on the phone a few times, it was a pretty normal date. I took her to pretty nice dinner and then we stopped by a local lounge for some drinks. She looks younger than 21, but she told me she's 22 and I believe her because she got into the lounge no problem and she could hold a decent conversation. At the end of the night, I gave her a little kiss on the cheek and told her I'd call her later. Overall, I'd say the chemistry was lukewarm, which means I'll have to work for it. Most guys won't get laid on myspace for 2 reasons: 1. They don't try 2. They try too hard and come off creepy How many times have you been hit on by a hot girl on myspace? 'nuff said about #1. It took me 2 yrs to perfect my myspace M.O. It took me 2 months of commenting/messaging this girl to go out on a real date with her. 2 months? YES!!! 2 months. I don't think most guys realize just how much work it takes to date girls on myspace. I don't go out, EVER, except for dates from myspace. If I don't have a date, then I'll just be on myspace hitting on more girls. Just like hitting on girls at a club, it's a big numbers game, except you can contact many more girls with your time and your batting avg is very low. I request about 100 new adds per day, add 50 comments per day and private message another 20 or so. The key here is volume. Just try it... force yourself to add 10 new ppl per day and 5 new comments per day. You'll be surprised.

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  • anonymous said on Apr 26, 2006....
    it would be a lot easier if you just paid $50 and hired a prostitute.
  • myspacesharky said on May 01, 2006....
    You must be a foreigner in a 3rd world country where it's worth $50 to risk getting an STD. I do it for the thrill of the hunt. Getting laid is just keeping score.
  • SOLDIERCIPSWIFE said on May 29, 2006....
    YIKES....lol
  • hotaka said on Jun 06, 2006....
    Sounds like a hobby or an obsession. My hobby is an obsession too. It could lead to something good this My Space thing, but it seems to say there are just so many sad and lonely people out there who are looking for something that they are unlikely to find. Too many people substitute sex for love and wonder why they feel so empty. Maybe they keep going back hoping this time they will find what they need. But whatever. Do as you like. I don't mean to judge. People make decisions based on their lives and experiences. It just sounds so empty to me.
  • SOLDIERCIPSWIFE said on Jun 07, 2006....
    You ever think maybe they are hunting you?? It's not much of a score if the other team shows up and just lays on the floor:) Is it really satisfying or just a hobby?
  • 24th_xplo3 said on Jun 28, 2006....
    I agree with hotaka. I respect other people's decision about how they direct their lives as long as that doesn't cause people to be physically hurt or abused. Tell you what, getting laid is not an issue and that is totally a wonderful experience for some people. The problems that I see in doing so is the fact that we dont have the technology to see people's insides. Can you tell that this person has STD by way of looking at his/her physical appearance. This guy/girl might look good or hot but the fact is if that person engaged in sex with a lot of other people what chances do you have in acquiring whatever she's/he's got? I'm talking about germs, bacteria, viruses, etc... You bet it can be in a range of 90-100%. As of writing there is no assurance from the "safe sex" side that using condoms, pills, etc. can shield you 100% from STD. Second is the emotional side of it. Imagine yourself married to a girl who had spent the last 10 years of her life getting laid with 10 or more men assuming that she only gets laid once in a year. What will you feel? Do you think "trust" can be established without doubts creeping in? If you think that doing that hobby or obsession, whatever they call it, do it at your own risk. Be responsible for whatever outcome it may entail. If youve got the disease or will get the disease I hope youll learn your lesson. If not please dont spread it. And yes please use condoms.
  • Ormocanon said on Oct 29, 2006....
    Happy hunting, man...
    but has it ever occurred to you that what you're doing is like playing Russian Roulette?
    Your chances of getting HIV  just increased...

  • marysaaka said on May 27, 2007....
    What is the end result after all this work, why is it neccessary to add new friends, when the old one's haven prove worthy and all this private e-mails addressing, if i were you i would find that this myspace account is a lot of work and i hope it dont casue you to require counseling to get a grip on so much work.
  • carlywatson said on Sep 14, 2008....
    Hey sharky sounds like you actually get it, hope you don't let the loserish negative comments keep you down cause that's exactly what they're intended to do. Guys who are bad with women have an instinctive response to a guy who pursues sex and it comes out in weird ways. The primal brain sees a player as a threat to mating options and survival. People posting negative comments, you are trying to stop sharky chasing tail because you feel threatened, period. All this talk about STDs is like brain farts from your fearful, low self-esteem driven subconscious. "i would find that this myspace account is a lot of work and i hope it dont casue you to require counseling to get a grip on so much work." I won't even attempt a pragmatic response to this.. humans are such simple creatures.. I rest my case...
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