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All right ladies, take a look at this.
Tell me if it's true....LOL
 
AMERICAN WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.  Then you promise to marry her but will probably abandon the idea.
 
JAPANESE WOMEN
First date: She's shy, so you don't get to kiss her at all.
Second date: She'll take a bath in front of you and let you smell her panties.
Third date: You get to have kinky sex with her.
Then she'll bid you sayonara, as that was her last fling as she's getting married to a Japanese man tomorrow.
MALAY WOMEN
First date: You get to touch that big breast of hers.
Second date: You get to home base with her.
Third date: You have to promise her that you are going to get circumcised.  Then you will marry her and find out that you have to support her whole family.  The only consolation is that you get to repeat the procedure three more times as allowed under Islamic law!

CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens too.
Third date: You have already realized that nothing's going to happen.
 
INDIAN WOMEN
First date: You meet her parents.
Second date: The date is set for the wedding.
Third date: It's your wedding night!
 
HONG KONG WOMEN
First date: You lose all your cash in your wallet
Second date: You max out all your credit cards
Third date: You clean out your bank account and you still can't get to first base. 3 weeks after your third date, you die from SARS.
 
So, is it true? Any japanese or hong kong women here??


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  • gingersoul said on Dec 01, 2006....
    And what about Italian girls? Any experience? ...lol...
  • Bluesnake said on Dec 01, 2006....
    LOL... Gingersoul, maybe you can share your experience with us. LOL!
  • yourstruly said on Dec 02, 2006....
    hahaha! how funny. i think the malay one is huh-larious...i used to live in malaysia. aiyaa!
  • gingersoul said on Dec 02, 2006....
    Blue.....ok, what do you want to know about us? Ask and you will be answered...:=) And uhmm....if this list is fruit of your direct experience..well, congratulations....*wink* or is it only a collection of opinions?
  • kruuyai said on Dec 04, 2006....
    Pretty funny. I'd like to see a similar list for guys.
  • Bluesnake said on Dec 04, 2006....
    Ginger, don't worry, the above is taken from a forwarded email that I have received recently. So what do I want to know about Italian girls... Hmmm, maybe you can blog a thing or two about Italian girls... I'll be waiting.
  • gingersoul said on Dec 04, 2006....
    ok blue......you gave me bread for my teeth....my inspiration will run wilder now that i know you will be waiting for my words...:-) oh, so its only ONLY a forwarded email....:-( and i was imagining .....LOL
  • Bluesnake said on Dec 04, 2006....
    Haha, what were you imagining?

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