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Influenced purely by the amount of attention cast upon oral sex issues,
The Naked Professor has condensed a session from his Human Nature 101
course for the benefit of anyone wishing to gain insight into the pleasuring
of the penis. Another session will be devoted to female genitalia after he
calms down from this one.

We’ll take the subject as heterosexual activity, although gays may benefit
from the following examination as well.

If a man could give himself a blow job (some can, limited), the only reason
to let anyone else do it would be for THEIR pleasure. For that man would
thrill his jimmy so much and so long that his lips would put in more blow
time than Louis Armstrong’s did on the trumpet.

The penis is often mentioned but largely neglected. Too many women
approach the penis for what it is – a completely foreign object. They’ve
watched Hollywood blow-jobs and had cursory conversations with girl
friends on the subject, yet how many have considered penile complexity?

Simply working the penis like a pump might bring a man to climax, but
will he cum satisfyingly? A well-orchestrated orgasm can maximize the
pleasure and promote an appreciation for the giver that will find heavy
reciprocation.

Jumping on an erection like a bobblehead is okay if you’re uptight about
time, or about being discovered and interrupted. But if you’re in the love
zone, treat that member like you’re meeting him for the first time.
Explore him like you’ve never seen a penis before.

Run your fingers around the pubic area, laying on a touch heavy enough
not to tickle, swirling slowly, effecting a pubic massage. Stimulate the
base of the erection, using it as an axis to gently rotate the penis in a
circular motion, not touching the shaft or the head right away.

Hold the balls in your palm firmly, letting him feel the heat. Run your
tongue moistly over his scrotum, breathe hotly on the balls, then lick them
suddenly, and blow on them. Can you encourage the scrotum to retract?
Watching the ball skin move by itself is a fascinating pastime.

When he’s rock hard, climb the shaft. Make him wait before you so
much as look at the head. The skin of the shaft spends most of its time
bunched up. Now it’s breathing. Every part of it getting air and seeing
light. Lick the pole up and down, sometimes using the tip of your
stiffened tongue. Spiral around it, a pole-dance with your tongue.

The top of the shaft approaching the head presents a new kind of
territory. Its underside provides a fleshier mound just under the cleft
of the head. By completely relaxing your tongue and approaching the
head with a warm, wet, enveloping gentleness, he will feel sensations
so subtle that he may never have known he was capable.

Tease the cleft of the penis with your tongue’s tip. Then hold the head
in your mouth with the tongue so fully relaxed that the slightest movement
is now magnified. By this time he may be begging you to jerk him off.

Now he’s ready for your pump and suck action, but build it up slowly.
Alternating a mouth slide over the head and down the shaft with a
steady, skin-skimming thumb-and-finger circle pump, ejaculation is
imminent. Prepare for a huge load.

Man will not care if you swallow his load or not so long as you do not
interrupt the rhythm of the orgasm.

Once the orgasm starts, he wants to have consistency from then until the
last drop has dribbled out. This is why pulling your mouth away can be
such a drag, even if you think you’ve taken over harmoniously with your
hand. By the time you taste it, or feel the climatic “super-stiffness” coming
on, it’s too late.

You must not disrupt the beat at that point. If he’s in your fingers, hold the
rhythm until he’s milked. If he’s in your mouth, keep doing what you’re
doing, relax your throat and accept the cum. Most of it may shoot to
the back of your mouth and easily slide down the throat.

When you think of semen as the most precious fluid in existence – so far as
humans are concerned anyway – the idea may be easier to…swallow.

I only have one question: Why do they make dildos so small?

- The Naked Professor

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Comments

  • celestialspace2001 said on Jun 26, 2006....
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmuah!!!! can't wait to try it step by step.
  • anonymous said on Jun 26, 2006....
    thanks nakie
  • hunter_boyce_chandler said on Jun 26, 2006....
    This should be required reading for every female. As a formerly promiscuous now happily married healthy all american male I assure you that all Blow Jobs are not alike. While I would never characterize one as having been bad there is a distict dicotomy in the skill sets of those who attempt the art.
  • TheUndergroundEagle said on Jun 27, 2006....
    why don't you make this into an instruction manual to be handed out to all girls in high school Phys Ed??!!??!!?
  • anonymous said on Jul 01, 2006....
    This has been a long time coming. Thanks for the long time cumming.
  • SithBorg said on Jul 03, 2006....
    I will smite you.
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Aug 03, 2006....
    Smite this.
  • celestialspace2001 said on Aug 20, 2006....
    Come back, Professor. I promise I will execute your procedure step-by-step.
  • secretlife said on Sep 25, 2006....
    you nailed this one. i'm not sure why i'm surprised by that.
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Sep 25, 2006....
    More surprises await.
  • anonymous said on Dec 13, 2007....
    Hmmm...there is a manual...I learned it when I was 20 the book is called Senseous Woman....... and it is just as exciting to be giving as recieving......oh and practice makes perfect.........wondering ..... how many of you know who I am. Some who read me may. You may notice my writting. :)  Professor, I don't believe you even know I exist really.
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Dec 13, 2007....

    Oookay...so why the mystery?

     

  • anonymous said on Dec 13, 2007....
    Here is a Big Clue... If I can remember to click anon button again it will be a miracle .....sometimes I want to be mysterious I know Im gonna blow this..hehe no pun intented
  • wakingharmony said on Dec 13, 2007....
    ok its me!! I feel like some pervert lurking in the dark anon.     Nice to meet ya NP
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Dec 15, 2007....

    LOL...

     

    Welcome to the light.

    I like your profile, BTW.

     

     

  • wakingharmony said on Dec 15, 2007....
    Hey there you!  Thanks I like me too. And Im not one that hides in the dark...I like the light.. Thanks!

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