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A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle when it accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handle bars, was dragged through the glass patio doors and along with the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room and found her husband lying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle lying next to him, and the shattered patio door. The wife ran to the phone and summoned the ambulance. Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of stairs to the street to escort the paramedics to her husband.

After the ambulance arrived and transported the man to the hospital, the wife righted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas was spilled on the floor, the wife got some paper towels, blotted up the gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet. The man was treated and released to come home. Upon arriving home, he looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle.

He became despondent, went to the bathroom, sat down on the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl, while seated. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard the loud explosion and her husband screaming.

She ran into the bathroom and found her husband lying on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs, and his groin. The wife again ran to the phone to call the ambulance. The very same paramedic crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on to the stretcher and began carrying him to the street. While they were going down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them slipped and tipped the stretcher, dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs and broke his arm - Taken from a Florida Newspaper.



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  • queenparanoia said on Nov 29, 2006....
    oh my god that was awful. but funny!
  • phyxius_has_risen said on Nov 30, 2006....
    Queen there are days one should never get out of bed and that day the man should have remained in bed.
  • Lioness said on Nov 30, 2006....
    Hilarious! That's what happens when common sense becomes so uncommon. =) Thanks for sharing, I like this.
  • PAPERBACKWRITER said on Nov 30, 2006....
    omigosh phyxius_has_risen!!!

    I don´t know which is funnier the content of the blog or the comments that the three of you made =  )

    Oh! I need that....have to go read another blog of yours maybe it will totally stop my heartache.

    The three of you (((rocks)))

    Paper~

    P.S. Thank you for subscribing to me phyxius_has_risen :  )
    Does your name has a story behind it?
  • phyxius_has_risen said on Dec 01, 2006....
    Phyxius means "to put to flight" in Greek and it is also the name of the Greek god of flight.
     
    Paper you write some great thing and you are very welcome.

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