First of all I’d like to ask you all to keep an open mind
And let me say this to start with I’ve never believed in god/destiny/fate or anything to that effect

But lately too many things have been going in my life that couldn’t possibly just have been blind luck
That made be re-evaluate an old theory of mine that still holds true to this day
This theory concerns my own death

And it goes like this (don’t worry I’ll try to make it short)
My mother left when I was around 5 or 6 years old
And since my very first relationship I have always been dumped after 2 months almost to the day each and every time and no matter what I’ve done nothing has ever changed

And as most shrinks will claim there is a very strong connection on some subconscious level between ones mother and the girls a guy chooses to date...

Now here’s the basic of it... a girlfrind is to a year what a mother is to your life
Meaning that if the girlfriends leave 1/6 of a year then my mother may very well have left 1/6 of my life
(Do that math and that means I should drop dead at either 30 or 36 giving me from 8 to 14 years left)

Now this might just seem like a crazy theory at first glance and sure I hope its nothing more then that
However - I know a few people how are less crazy then my self who see similar patterns in their own lives
Also the theory is further enforced by the fact that I by my own count should have been good and truly dead at least 6 times by now

when I was a kid I once saw something on the telly about some guy jumping over speeding cars and monkey see monkey do on a near by highway

Also as I kid I fell off a roughly 10 meter high cliff

later on there was an incident involving a handful of clay a bunch of nails and some high powered fireworks with a short fuse (frag grenade anyone?)

And further on the topic of fireworks and explosives I once used .22 caliber bullets as them tiny firecrackers you throw at the ground to make them go boom

Had a fever of about 42 C (107,6 F) for about a week without medical treatment

And also got electrocuted with 230V from a light socket (yes Danish light sockets got 230V)

And there’s surely plenty more time I might as well have dropped dead
(And despite of all this the only time I have ever been to the hospital is when I fell on my roller skates and broke my collarbone)

Now I promised you the secret of immortality didn’t I?
So here it is -
If I am right about my own time of death which only time will tell
This might very well mean that there is indeed some higher power with an hourglass for each of us
So if one could not only see the pattern of ones own life but also the patterns of others
What should prevent you from trading your remaining time with a willing person with more time left then your self?

Yes I know this sounds completely nuts and I scare the shit out of my self the first time I though of this
But what if I'm right? Nothing would ever be the same again