I bought a new pair of socks today! They're funky - even the label says so.
Most days I wear normal white ankle crew socks with gray toes and heels - you know, pretty standard. But I have a great fondness for weird socks in my heart of hearts! When I was in college, my boyfriend was...how to put this delicately...a foot guy. And it sort of rubbed off on me, no pun intended. While I don't have the same fetish, and I'm a low-frills kind of girl (I don't do pointy-toe shoes!), I do pay a lot more attention to my feet than I think a lot of people do.
I love to paint my toenails weird colors or weird combinations. I love sexy platform-heeled boots, and the summery freedom of sandals. And of course, my funky socks. If I wear my everyday pants and shoes, or better yet, my boots, nobody has any reason to think I'm wearing anything but normal socks. And even with my shoes off, nobody has any way to know how high my socks are. So it's like having my own little secret to giggle about all day long. I know a lot of women wear sexy underwear for the same reason, but unless I have reason to believe someone else will soon discover said underwear, I have to admit I'm a bit of a plain Jane in that department. I prefer my socks.
Here's a picture of me in my new socks - I think I look like the Wicked Witch of the West! *cue creepy flying monkey music* If the perspective looks really odd it's because I took the picture sitting down - when I rotated it, it looked more like I was standing in one of those wacky rooms where you look like a midget on one end and a giant on the other. Sorry if that weirds you out!



