Something i want to share from Bruce Larson in his book ,"The one and Only You":

 

Marriages begin warm and intimate but over time they can become cold and businesslike. Consider the seven ages of marriage cold.

 

The first year the husbandsays," Sugar, im worried about my little baby girl. Youve got got a bad sniffle. I want to put you in the hospital for a complete check-up .I know the food is lousy but i've arranged for your meals to be sent up from Rossini's. It's all arranged."

The secondyear: "Listen honey, i dont like the sound of that cough. I've called Dr. Miller and he's going to rush right over. Now will you go to bed like a ggod girl just for me pls."

The third year: "Maybe you'd better lie down, honey. Nothing like a little  rest if you are feeling bad. i will be bring something to eat. Have we got any soup in the house?"

The fourth year: "Look dear. Be sensible. After you have fed the kids and washed the dishes you'd better hit the sack"

The fifth year: " Why do'nt you take a couple of aspirin?"

The sixth year: "If you'd just gargle or something instead of sitting around barking like a seal."

The seventh year: " For heaven's sake, stop sneezing. What are you trying to do, give me pneumonia?"