And it sucks X's a million monkey testes when you have a five year old who already used to get up at the butt crack of dawn.... Then the time changes and instead of the butt crack she wakes at the actual anus hole of dawn and comes in your room and says "the sun is up!" at 5:54 a.m. old time.....4:45 new time. Asshat.

 

My contractor just called and left me a message....he says he "had to get ready for Halloween today" so he wont be back to continue the work on the bonus room until tomorrow. Excuse me, but what the hell does a 50 year old man need to do the entire day to ready himself for Halloween? He doesn't even have kids, ya'll.

 

I am in serious need of a friend fix coupled with intoxication...I really wish I could fly up to Oregon and see you Christi...and meet Jay. That's the one bad thing about moving so close to Christy- is now I cant get away from my house and just.... go....my excuse to drive six hours to get the hell away is gone. It is awesome to be close to her, yet sucks that now I have no where to go on vacation!

Like when we lived in Florida, it was like, shit now where do we go on vacation?! (Wanna go to Florida, Christy? lol)

 

Did you know that elephants enjoy looking in the mirror? Its true. They even recognize themselves. Only a few animals do this. Humans, gorillas, chimps, and dolphins. To see if they recognized themselves- the scientists put a white X on the elephants head and left it there for a while, after it was obvious she didn't know it was there, they put the mirror out and she saw it on her head and tried to wipe it off with her trunk. that's my useless information broadcast for today. You're welcome.

 

Ben is going to be 40 years old in 20 days. FOURTY! How did this happen? I hate old people, and now he is almost one of them. Ewwww. I want to like old people, but they die, and I don't like when people die.

Old people and daylight savings.....things that suck.