• BlogObsessed said on Nov 05, 2006....

  That's a hysterical list!!  Very, very funny!  Inspired!  Wish I'd thought of it!

• sweet*nothing said on Nov 05, 2006....

  heheh... glad you enjoyed it

• momsrock said on Nov 05, 2006....

  I like this post!! I would contribute a few, but I'm a little embarrassed the lines worked! LOL

• silverwhisper said on Nov 06, 2006....

  you know, that's probably a very sad list.
  
  ed
  

• moonriver said on Nov 06, 2006....

  • "i love white lace, dearie. can i try it on?"
  • "i'll show you mine if you'll show me yours." (this worked for me when i wuz 8. now all i get are slaps on the face)
  
  

• miss_chivuss said on Nov 06, 2006....

  I'd have to say that number 6 is definitely my favorite! Hahahahaha!
  
  I'd like to contribute:
  
  • I'll only put it in for a second.
  • Get naked.
  • Nice shoes.
    

• thenack said on Nov 06, 2006....

  ....and I thought you had to be more elaborate, hey you!

• sweet*nothing said on Nov 06, 2006....

  miss chivuss - lol - #6 really is an oddly effective one huh?
  'I'll only put it in for a second' - lol lol
   
  Momsrock - come on! now you HAVE to tell us!

• missb said on Nov 06, 2006....

  LOL....
   
  I have another one;
   
  "You know I want to marry you" (Probably work best in Asian countries :/ )
   
  Cheers :)

• Bronx said on Nov 06, 2006....

  Sweet*nothing: That was inspired! You've gotten me on a roll down memory lane.
  
  How about these naughty gems: "Are you a good girl tonight?" and "Do you really have telescoping nipples?"
  

• gingersoul said on Nov 06, 2006....

  Sweet*nothing,  this is funny! The #15 is the most hylarious....
   
  Let me remember some of what i heard....
  ...
  ***How old you said you are? Impossible!
  ***Your accent is irresistible
  ***I can drive you home
  ***I am not jealous of your husband
  ***I have to walk my dog, do you mind stopping at my place?
  ***I have always been obsessed with you
  ***My wife is out of town 
  ***Great dress
  ***You are a great dancer
  ***Did you loose weight? 
   
  Those needs to be added to your list naturally.....
  And i am not even at the beginning....LOL
   
   

• Alyss said on Nov 06, 2006....

  A sad if somewhat funny list but not one I can actually contribute to as thankfully I've never had that experience.
  

• secretlife said on Nov 06, 2006....

  My husband used this one:
  "Does your flower squirt?"
  (I was wearing a daisy in my hair)
   
  That makes, 'hey you' almost plausible...

• lioneljay said on Nov 06, 2006....

  IIRC, a line that worked 100% of the time was "I do."
  
  
  Oh wait, that didn't work so well at all. Scratch that. :(
  

• Soulflower said on Nov 06, 2006....

  Girl I would drink your bath water.
  It probably won't fit anyway.
  I could sop you up like a biscuit.
  Is it as good as it looks?
  I've never felt like this before...ever.
  I haven't done anything in a year.
  I've been waiting for the right woman.
  I'm so vulnerable right now.
   
  Of course none of this works on me (smile).

• sweet*nothing said on Nov 06, 2006....

  These are such hilarious additions!  I cracked up at 'I'm so vulnerable right now' LOL
  Thanks guys!

• CreativeWoman said on Nov 06, 2006....

  Once I fell for..."we'll regret it forever if we don't meet and see what happens".  I always regretted that I went through with that one.
  
  CW
  

• sweet*nothing said on Nov 06, 2006....

  CW - yeah, there always seems to be a lot of emphasis on 'we'll regret it if we don't', and i can't help but thinking - 'um, YOU'll regret it.Me, I'll just regret having met you!'.

• sweet*nothing said on Nov 07, 2006....

  A friend just shared another with me and apparently this really happened: "I haven' tbeen with someone in so long, and I can't really afford a girlfriend, and you're quite petite".
   
  I have no idea what that means it's so absurd!!

• gingersoul said on Nov 07, 2006....

  Sweet,
  yeah, i remembered thes ones too:
   
  ***You will regret marrying him. Marry me.
  ***It would be the best sex of my life. I know it
   
   
     

• kelly_bb said on Nov 08, 2006....

  was very bored at work and am glad I came across this!!
   
  naughty and funny!!

• Weird_World said on Nov 08, 2006....

  The list even though funny, makes me realise a very sad fact…women fall for so much crap…

  Anyways I have heard a lot from it…and then the men didn’t like the answers…but it was fun…

  How about I tell you my responses to each and everyone…some might even be funny…

   

  We don't have to do anything- Then what are you doing here my friend??

  But I love you –Tell your dog, maybe you get lucky…

  You're so beautiful –Tell me something new…

  I need you – Sorry the feeling is not mutual…

  I just want to feel you –What am I doing wrong here??

  Hey you – Yeah me…

  I've been thinking about you all day –I knew it...you never had a life…

  I want you – Would make a popular chant for men…

  You know it's only YOU –Prove it…Show me your AIDs Test Report, and STDs report…

  Come on baby... – “Baby”?? I didn’t know you were a paedophile…

  Don't you love me? – No...I thought I told you I have a life…

  You won't regret it, I promise – I have heard you are not good with promises…

  We can stop any time you want – Then why start only?? It would be a waste of time…

  Why not? –Good question…you just don’t look worth wasting the energy in taking off clothes and wearing them again…

  I'm going to Iraq – I will send you a wreath…

  I would do anything for you – You know the way to the door, I think…

  Have another drink... –How about black coffee??

  I hope you enjoyed my rejoinders...

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