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i can't really explain how it came up w/out tons and tons of explanation and frankly, i find that boring right now, but yesterday, i was talking w/ my wife.  she turned to me and said, "watermelon?  so that means i can eat you and spit out your seed?"

i was laughing all day yesterday about that.  :>

ed


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  • Alyss said on Nov 05, 2006....
    Now that's just funny! lol!
  • missb said on Nov 05, 2006....
    ROFL :D
     
    Cheers!
  • secretlife said on Nov 05, 2006....
    i had an aunt who got pregnant late in life.  i was 10 or 11 at the time...
    my uncle would tell us that she swallowed a watermelon seed -
    sure did look like a watermelon growning in there to me!
     
    ok, so a word of advice - watch out next time she's eating you...cause i'm thinking she's gonna be
    spittin seeds.
  • silverwhisper said on Nov 05, 2006....
    alyss, miss b: i can't even tell you, ladies.  :>

    SL: i believe i've previously mentioned that i don't like to finish there?  i prefer to, er, decorate.  :D

    ed
  • Zayda said on Nov 05, 2006....
    [chuckles]

    oh my!

    (Thanks to you Silver, my husband is looking at me like I have lost my mind becuase I started laughing so hard.)
  • lioneljay said on Nov 05, 2006....
    Harrumph....all this talk of sex is making me hungry. But not for watermelon.
  • Zayda said on Nov 05, 2006....
    LJ--when does talk of sex not make you hungry?!?  :p
  • ALIENated said on Nov 05, 2006....
    You are easily amused, my friend.
  • lioneljay said on Nov 05, 2006....
    Z, I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it might insinuate me.
  • PAPERBACKWRITER said on Nov 05, 2006....
    wow, what a great methapor, if i may say so myself!

    my cousin, who i babysat and now a beautiful lady in her early 20´s is now my confidant to sex matters, of course i also have girlfriends for sex talk ---but her sex life is much more colouful!

    anyway, i know this anecdote will crack her up, we sort of talked about---yeah silver you´re right , details are not important ...

    paper
  • MissMimi said on Nov 05, 2006....
    Yeah, SW, you laugh now--wait til she starts trying to spit for distance.  :D
  • quidnunc said on Nov 05, 2006....
    ed, i once asked you about your favorite fruit, and now i know that it's not any of the fruits you mentioned. it's watermelon, after all. hahaha!

    this made my day, my friend!
  • happykat said on Nov 05, 2006....
    I never did like the seedless variety.
  • CreativeWoman said on Nov 05, 2006....
    This one went over my head for a bit.  lol  But I think I finally got it.  :-D

    CW
  • silverwhisper said on Nov 06, 2006....
    super z: heh...did he enjoy the explanation?  :D

    alienated: hey, i like to laugh at life's weird little things.  :>

    paper: cool, it's one of those "share and enjoy" sorta moments.

    mimi: i keep telling you, i prefer to...decorate...with it.  :>

    quid, HK: bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

    CW: it made me happy.  :D

    ed
  • Zayda said on Nov 06, 2006....
    I am still laughing at this today.  Heh.

    And yes, R found the explanation of why I was laughing amusing. :)

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