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I just finished reading a little novel, Slow Hands, by Lynne Kaufman.
 
The book is about two sisters, who are left a million dollars inheritance by their mother.  That's all well and good, except her will stipulates that they use the money to go into business together.
 
"Under the guise of opening a bed-and-breakfast, they buy a beautiful Victorian home in Berkeley, California, and set in motion a revolutionary new business that no one -- not even Sara's husband and daughter -- know about.

Slow Hands -- part spa, part club -- is to be a haven for women, a place to indulge their romantic fantasies, soothe their souls, rejoice in all things female. Staffed by male Zen Buddhists, skilled in the art of sensuality, Slow Hands is an exclusive bordello for women."

 

I'm going to ignore the fact that in the novel, the business fails-

 

Instead, I'm going to imagine it flourishes, and that I buy a franchise of my own.

 

I'm not so sure about the Zen Buddhists, however, so I'm going to run an ad in the paper looking for men who love women- 

 

I have some questions for you all, of course-  what fun would this be without questions?

 

My questions for the women:

 

If I sent you a coupon for a free 2 hour 'trial' at SL's Slow Hands,

 

Would you try out my new establishment? (it's 100% discreet)

 

What "services" do you think you'd be interested in?  (remember that there is no "menu" listing of services- it's all very much up to you what you'd like your experience to entail; but providing details here will help me in hiring the right men)

 

How much do you think a membership to the club should cost?

 

My questions for the men:

 

What "services" would you specialize in if you were to work for me?

 

Why should I hire you?

 

How much do you think you should be paid? 

 

 



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  • silverwhisper said on Nov 02, 2006....
    assuming for the sake of argument that i'd be available...

    specialties: you will rarely find a more gifted cunning linguist or someone able to make a client feel more comfortable faster.

    why me? b/c i'm a big believer in customer service and making sure the customer is satisfied...over and over again, as needed.  i like to think of it as "services with a smile".  :>

    compensation: i'm fairly certain there's an industry-standard rate for someone of my experience and talents.  i would therefore expect to be paid my fair-market value.

    ed
  • happykat said on Nov 02, 2006....
    I tell you what! I would love a full body message followed by a freshly made sushi dinner.....lots of my favorite wine included.  Then a humorous, deliciously handsome man may slow dance and flirt with me until the dawn.  That's just a start.
    Wait...you said two hours, right? Well, then....um....I'll just take a very slow and oily message by a humorous, deliciously handsome man with strong hands.

    Membership costs should be somewhere in the low thousands.....I'm thinking a couple of grand each year, maybe more. Of course, each visit should also require a fee depending on how long of a stay you want and what type of services the visit entails.
  • gingersoul said on Nov 02, 2006....
    Oh, Secret.......what a great idea!
    First of all, i submit my resume to apply for a position you might need to fill out, since your business is is going to have a skyrocketing success...you need a person to greet your customers and at the same take take care of the preparation of your SL boys.
    I would work for free if you can guarantee to me free services any time .....pretty fair.....plus, we will have the great opportunity to work together...that i already consider a bonus for me!
    Said so....let's talk about business.
    Qualities you should require from your employees:
    great dancers
    great kissers
    great conversationalists and listeners
     
    Services I would expect as a customer:
    smiles, attention and compliments
    any kind of body massages (done by a man with strong, very strong hands)
    skilled cunnilinguus
    complete sado/maso experience (one of the room needs to be fully equipped for this specialty, sound proof, naturally...)
    knowledge of dildos and vibrators
     
     
    Your business should have also: 
    private rooms for dining before or after the required services
    private use of pool/showers/bathtub for pleasurable purposes 
    private entry  
    five star chef (great food and great wine is a highly sexy component)
    wide selection of music to suit your customer's mood
     
    Can membership vary according to your customer possibilities? Why denying a woman this Paradise on on Earth only because she can't afford it? Oh, what about a babysitter sent to your customer's house in case she doesn't have anybody to take care of her kids....plzzzzze
     
    Oh, you will be the first trillionaire woman, my dear....
  • longlegs said on Nov 02, 2006....
    Yes to it all!!!
  • satyr said on Nov 02, 2006....
    Wow - that's a great idea, secretlife....I'd like to apply for a position as well.  I think, like scaly and silver, that my oral techniques might be of pleasure to some of your customers.  I also have a somewhat goofy but lighthearted personality - humor with a bit of pun or innuendo.  I also have a good ear and shoulder for any of your clients who might be interested in some of your less stressful activities.  I'm sure that the fringe benefits of working in your establishment would far outweigh the cut in my financial compensation. :-)
  • lioneljay said on Nov 02, 2006....
    SL, I will offer my services as a Dominant. In this capacity I will take women to the edges of their sexual map and then show them territory they never knew existed. Where once they struggled to have one orgasm per month, I will show them how to luxuriate in a river of them. And then they will learn the power of self-denial, the power of self-control. Denied orgasm under my care, over time they will learn to cum on demand, as I command them.

    I will bring them the sweet torture of sensual pain and the deep satisfaction of having served and served well. Freed from their day-to-day responsibilities of decision making and politicking, in my care they will revel in the freedom to be and do what I tell them to be and do. They will be free to do those things they always feared, those things they "knew" they could never do, and yet craved in the deepest corners of their core.

    My references are impeccable, though private as I'm sure you will understand.
  • ChickPilot said on Nov 02, 2006....
    This is a GREAT idea!  Features:  frequent customer or VIP perks.  Lots of CHOCOLATE.  Chocolate facial.  Chocolate massage.  Chocolate body scrub.  And champagne.  And fruit, strawberries of course if you're going to have champagne.      How about a feather room?  Make it outside where you can lay and have feathers run on your skin.    Nude beach maybe?      Oh, Oh...and don't forget music.  Maybe you can save a customized playlist for each customer and they have an iPod to listen to while getting a massage and a dock to play the music aloud while engaging in "other" activities.
  • gingersoul said on Nov 02, 2006....
    Chick...how could i ever forget to suggest Secret about chocolate?
    I am the ultimate chocolate addicted! LOL
     
    I like the feather idea a lot....
    After the feather treatment a customer could immerse in the very warm pool of salty water...more forgiving for the skin than a nornal chlorinated one while a boy hugs her and gently perform a water massage (or penetration?..uhmmmm) ....very dim light....music......oh, this is pure Heaven....
  • secretlife said on Nov 02, 2006....
    ginger:  I think you could be my business partner!  I'd love to enter into this venture with another like-minded woman.  Plus I'm going to need help, it appears, interviewing all these potential employees.
     
    i should be so lucky in this lifetime to have this kind of opportunity-  my toes are curling thinking about it!
     
    I'm with you on the conversation and listening skills.  These will have to be some very special men.
    We'll include kissing skills on the list-  think of how much fun that will be to test out?
     
    Yes, each suite will have it's own private bath with large jacuzzi tub and separate shower stalls....
     
    There will be themed suites as well - we can discuss those further later, but I'd envisioned a separate
    play rooms for certain fetishes....
     
    I'd like to have a large ballroom (no pun intended) - this could be used for a weekly 'social' gathering for those wanting to try out the place without feeling as though they actually have to sample the goods in a private setting.  So on this night there would be music and dancing, and fine food and wine, and everyone could just hang out and have fun...
     
  • secretlife said on Nov 02, 2006....
    longlegs:  i'll count you in as a customer then!  I'll need customers!
     
    satyr:  sense of humor is high on everyone's list, so that alone get's you a longggggg ways.
    and compassionate listener?  no one will be able to resist your charms.  I'm going to make sure you have a center spot in our weekly ballroom socials.  How are your dancing skills?
     
    LJ:  *fanning self with hand*
           
           You've managed to write in one paragraph all of my own personal favorite fantasies--
           a river of orgasms?  oh my.
         
            You've also summed up perfectly the service that this establishment seeks to provide--- a
           place where women can go and be free of their daily selves--to escape for just a
          little while, to feel free as well as safe in exploring their passions in every way; and to
          experience the deepest pleasures.
     
          Would you mind helping ginger and i design an appropriate suite for these activities?
     
    Chickpilot:  I love the feather idea!!!  And the chocolate one too!
     
    Ginger, i also liked the salt water treatment to follow the feathers.  perhaps we will have to put together a menu after all??  It will give the women a place to start at least....
  • lioneljay said on Nov 02, 2006....
    SL, I'd be happy to help with some suite design. As it happens, I already have an idea for one of the more necessary pieces of furniture in such rooms: a bondage bed.

    I'm glad that you liked my descriptions...all a guy can do is tell the truth, you know?
  • satyr said on Nov 02, 2006....
    secret - I've always been a boogier - but started trying to learn ballroom dancing a couple of years ago when daughter was married - I'll keep working on improving those skills :-)
  • MissMimi said on Nov 02, 2006....
    SL, it sounds like an idea I'd want to wallow in, in my fantasies.  To be perfectly honest, I would probably not take advantage of it in RL.  I'm not comfortable enough in my own body to really let go and enjoy an experience like what's been so ably described by some of the gentlemen.  I have a very hard time with that. 
  • secretlife said on Nov 02, 2006....
    LJ:  I like the bed-  it looks like it has great potential.
     
    satyr:  all the women will line up for slow dances with you!
     
    MM:  oh you've got to come!  it's definitely not just about sex. 
    I'll give you VIP treatment - i'll introduce you to the men, we'll drink some wine, laugh, and perhaps then you will let one of them give you a massage or at least rub your feet.  it's about making YOU feel special and pampered....if it helps, i'll stay with you the whole time and hold your hand???
  • gingersoul said on Nov 02, 2006....
    Secret, i wouldn't even dreamed to be your business partner! You made my day!
    {ginger hugs secret}
    This is a great honor and responsability.
    Imagine if we could really do this for real! 
     
    And about the fun testing this gentemen qualities.....if your toes are curling for the excitment, my
    straight hair are curled up already! :-p 
       
    Did you see the bed Lionel suggested? oh, man.....i think it's perfect......{ginger is daydreaming...}
     
    And a great dancer like Satyr will be the highlight of your ballroom  for sure......
     
    You asked for a starting menu.....
    Well, for what concern specific services (some are not stricly sexual) we have this list up to now:
    chocolate massage
    chocolate facial
    chocolate body scrub 
    feather treatment (these four services suggested by Chickpilot)
    salt water pool massage
    salt water pool relaxing dip
    salt water pool sex time
     
    These are the rooms:
    Sado/maso room
    Feather room
    Choosing room: here the customers will be comfortably introduced to the gentlemen
    and served with the finest food and drink (champagne and chocolate dipped strawberries, among the others) while the gentlemen will mingle and dance with them until the lady will make her choice.
    Conversation rooms
    Sex rooms
    Private restaurant rooms
    Roman style bathrooms (with Jacuzzi and top of the art showers)
     
    I was thinking it would be great to provide week end packages comprehending breakfast in bed.
    Before or after breakfast (as the lady prefers) she will have the opportunity to have morning sex (some lady likes it........well, i know i do.... ) performed by her chosen gentleman (and he can be different from the one she spent the night....). The gentleman will be clean and full of energy, his breath will smell great, and no scratching hair on his face.    
     
     
    I attend further instructions....
     
    PS: when are we starting testing our kisser? .....Can't hardly wait.....{blushing, blushing}  
     
     
  • BlogObsessed said on Nov 02, 2006....
    Is it me or are some of the above comments somewhat falling into gendered categories - men with sexually charged suggestions and women with more romantic suggestions?  Always one to buck the system - I'd like to go on record as a female who wants sex first and foremost!!!! with romance as the icing on the cake.   But that's me.
  • ChickPilot said on Nov 02, 2006....
    You know, of all the blogs going down that road...I think this one is the best I've read.  I've read a couple others' attempt at an erotic post, and thought to myself, that was nice. But this one I can't stop thinking about.
  • ChickPilot said on Nov 02, 2006....
    I'm still on the food thing.  Maybe a mini kitchen where you and your man-toy can play with food.  Stock a mini fridge with chocolate syrup.  honey.  whipped cream.  Strawberries.  Ice cubes.
     
    I need to read this book too.
  • MissMimi said on Nov 02, 2006....
    SL, special and pampered I can do.  I think.
  • lioneljay said on Nov 02, 2006....
    MM, of course you can. And once you've been properly pampered, perhaps you'd be ready to try my hand at something more striking. :D
  • happykat said on Nov 02, 2006....
    Can I suggest a padded room for co-ed wrestling matches, kung foo fights, and other violent/agressive activities.  That kind of thing can be very......stimulating.

    *ahem*
  • ChickPilot said on Nov 02, 2006....
    MUD WRESTLING!!  Good idea, Kat
  • satyr said on Nov 02, 2006....
    or chocolate wrestling??? the winner (of course it's the lady) gets licked off?????
  • ChickPilot said on Nov 02, 2006....
    Oh, even better satyr!
  • gingersoul said on Nov 02, 2006....
    Satyr, i simply love your idea of chocolate wrestling!
    You are a real Satiro (Italian translation for this mythological creature, a sylvan deity, represented as a monster, half man and half goat; having horns on his head, a hairy body, with the feet and tail of a goat. They serve Bacchus, and have been distinguished for lasciviousness and riot. Although mortal, they are superior to the cares and sorrows of mortal life)
     
     
    Secret, what do you think? Can I add to our list this special room Happykat suggested?
    And the minifridge for food play in each room? 
  • MissMimi said on Nov 02, 2006....
    LJ, well, if you're going to put it that way... ;)
  • secretlife said on Nov 02, 2006....

    ginger:  you were MADE for this business!

                You've already got a good start on our first menu!  We can't forget hot oil massages....we have to be sure to include traditional swedish, deep tissue, foot, erotic, and tantric (scaly is studying the tantric stuff)

    Instead of calling them sex rooms, we'll just call them private suites.  No one will know what goes on behind those closed doors.  If sex is agreed upon, then that's between the parties in the suite only.

    I love the idea of Roman bathrooms.  Yes, the bathrooms have to be luxurious.

    And I also like the idea of weekend packages, with special breakfast in bed offers.

    BlogObsessed:  I'm chuckling.  If you want to go straight to the sex, be my guest!  I'm here to provide for your enjoyment. 

    ChickPilot:  I'm glad you're having fun.  Our main kitchen will be large and open.  Of course all of the suites will have fridges, and we'll stock them with some interesting and playful items as well as wine and champagne and bottled waters.

    HK, I like your idea of a kind of padded room for more 'physical' activities.  We'll have to put out a calendar, and maybe have open wrestling matches once a month.  Otherwise, that room would be available for private activities the rest of the time.

    Chocolate wrestling matches....that's definitiely a 'special' night.  Does everyone mind if we all get to stick around and watch the winner get their, ummmmm prize?

    Mimi:  The goal of this club is to make you feel SEXY and PASSIONATE, and BEAUTIFUL.

    It's about fun.   

    You get to choose how to make that happen with the help of some very special men

    Let me know if you still want me to hold your hand with LJ- i'm sure he won't mind!

     

    Is anyone interested in role play activities?  We might set up some specific theme rooms.  Perhaps one depicting ancient Greece....some toga's hanging in the closets?  A Western room with a mechanical bull?  How's about a Hollywood set?  Anyone have fantasies of being a film star?

    I'm not really sure if this would appeal, but I thought I'd toss it out for opinions....

     

  • satyr said on Nov 02, 2006....
    ahhh, ginger, it's nice to find someone who understands my kind, thank you :-)
     
    secret - all I can say is I LOVE the way you think ;-)
  • satyr said on Nov 02, 2006....
    SL - you know I'm a whore at heart ;-)
  • gingersoul said on Nov 02, 2006....
    I agree with you 100%, Secret....
    I am specially interested in roel plying nights....oh, my mind is already spinning...
    I bet Lionel is going to be extra buys
     
    A calendar with allteh activiteis and teh genetlem busy i with them wil ne particuarli necessary....
     
    What about a voyer room too?
    The lady involved in the sexual activities of her choice will be watched by other guest, if she likes to be aroused in this way ...
    she might be in disguise (a mask on her face, maybe?) if she doesn't want to reveal her identity and her wacthers will be disguised as well.....a la Eyes Wide Shut ....
     
    Thank you for appreciate my work, but believe me, dear Secret, i am having so much fun!
    Just wonder...where are all the other men of SC?
     
    Only the sexiest showed up? Where is louthomas, for example?
    He would be a great addiction to our catalog of men! Don't you think?
     
    I like your idea of calling the rooms simply private rooms....
    Oh, what about giving each lady a personal slave too?
    For dressing her, or undressing her, for preparing her bath or feed her?
     
    A cute, young, handsome slave......oh, my...... 
      
  • Zayda said on Nov 02, 2006....
    SL--Actually, your description of paying to have our hair washed might be something to incorporate.  A room with a large bathtub where the men bathe the women.  They run the bath, fill it with bubbles, disrobe the women and hand her into the tub, wash their hair; wash & massage their feet.

    While it doesn't happen in a bathtub, I was thinking of the scene in Out of Africa where Robert Redford washes Meryl Streep's hair.  It's sensual and seductive.
  • secretlife said on Nov 02, 2006....
    Oh Zayda.........hair washing is my most favorite favorite fantasy! 
    And that scene with Robert Redford makes me melt every single time!
     
    You don't need to have any special talents to perform this wonderful act. 
    You only have to be a sensual patient person....I love what you added about using the tub.
     
     
  • Lioness said on Nov 02, 2006....
    Secret, I definitely would try SL's New Hands.
    I would prefer aromatheraphy, where all the products would be made of herbs to soothe tired and stiff muscles all over my body. The room should be dimly-lit, with a mellow music as a background. The room should have a mini garden with "flowing" river. The bath tub and bed should be sprinkled with petals from flowers such as rose and jasmine, and the masseurs should be dressed in greek mythology-inspired fashion, so they have to have strong, toned bodies, (good looks is a plus factor) as their costumers would not need to walk, they should be carried from one place to another. After two hours, I should be treated with green tea and a rose.. hmmm .. =)
  • yani said on Nov 02, 2006....
    wow!

    I'm speechless!

    all these ideas are wonderful!

    SL: when are you going to start receiving members? I'd like to be one of the first on the list.

    wow................!
  • adine said on Nov 02, 2006....
    i had fun just reading all your comments.
    secretlife, you're one good writer. a thought-provoking one i should say. 
  • happykat said on Nov 03, 2006....
    At this rate, you'll need a rather large expense account to pay off politicians and law enforcement.  There's no way you'll be able to hide this business for long.
  • silverwhisper said on Nov 03, 2006....
    that depends upon the politicians and cops, doesn't it?  :>  most of the time, bordellos gave them perks to look the other way, i always thought.

    ed
  • lioneljay said on Nov 03, 2006....
    GS, is this love swing what you had in mind?

    I think that our specialty rooms also ought to have some additional furnishings. For example, I really like the look of these wedges and shapes.
  • secretlife said on Nov 03, 2006....
    HK: in the book, that's precisely why the business failed - Nosy neighbors, police, and then it's considered prostitution....they couldn't hide the business for very long.
     
     
  • Zayda said on Nov 03, 2006....
    Hmmmm....LJ...the Esse furniture is nice stuff.
  • lioneljay said on Nov 03, 2006....
    Z, I thought so too. Funny thing, though, when I suggested some of it for a bedroom redo I was turned down with an arch of the Midwest Methodist's eyebrow. Oh well. :(
  • satyr said on Nov 03, 2006....
    LJ - I've always wanted to try a love swing - the wife won't have any part of it.   :-(
  • lioneljay said on Nov 03, 2006....
    I know the feeling, satyr. You'd think that it would only take a single viewing of Behind the Green Door for them to really get behind the idea. But then again, when they're not very excited about using the bed it's a bit of a stretch to think they'll wet their shorts over trying a swing.
  • satyr said on Nov 03, 2006....
    yeah - that's got to be one of my favorite movies for bedroom viewing -and unfortunately you are right about them being interested in trying it out.
  • gingersoul said on Nov 03, 2006....

    LJ...great...that's exactly what i was thinking...aren't they great?

    I would try immeditaley one of  those....and the pillows...nice...very nice..

    Sorry your idea has been turned down...But as you can see, here in the land of endless possibilities, you will be able to decorate a room based on your deep sexual intuitiveness....

    Satyr....i knew you would have liked it too...;-)

    Secret....about police, laws and permits...can't we just decide of simply ignoring them?

    Happykat is right.... but reality it takes away all the fun...

  • silverwhisper said on Nov 03, 2006....
    or it could be set up in nevada, where prostitution's legal...

    ed
  • secretlife said on Nov 03, 2006....
    Ginger, nevada  it  is.  so what if we're smack dab in the middle of the desert?
     
    Satyr and LJ:  at least you won't have to do much convincing to the clients at Slow Hands; they'll probably come in asking ...
     
     
  • ChickPilot said on Nov 03, 2006....
    It's not prostitution if the guys volunteer their time....  And maybe they can be compensated in other ways.  Maybe some strapping lad needs a student loan for college.
     
    And I LOVE LOVE LOVE to have my hair washed.  They also have a vibrating hairbrush that is super.
  • lioneljay said on Nov 03, 2006....
    Oooohhh....I can think of so many cool ways to use a vibrating hair brush. Oh my, oh my did this set off my imagination. :D
  • gingersoul said on Nov 03, 2006....

    Secret, ok. Done. We are already there. Sunny Nevada... I can see the front of the building....

    Chick...yes, i read about about the vibrating hairbrush.....

    Secret, we can offer it combined with a luxurious, long scalp massage...

    I used to go this very upscale hairstylist (when i could afford it) and there was this guy washing clients' hair that was making me salivating....when he was busy i used to ask if i could wait for him...his handsds were so gentle and strong at the same time...and the massage was on top of the shampoo, already a  walk in the cloud experience....

     

  • momsrock said on Nov 03, 2006....
    After reading the resumes, I think I'll relocate to Nevada! Will you have something set up for lunch hour? I can only imagine how efficient I would be if I was spending my lunch hour there! And my husband would not be wondering where I was spending all of my free time!!
  • secretlife said on Nov 03, 2006....
    moms:  lunch hour specials is a great idea.   I'm also thinking of midnight specials.....lol for anyone
    who cares to sneak out later.
  • MissMimi said on Nov 03, 2006....
    I'm a night owl.  I'd love to sneak in under cover of darkness, for a little slap and tickle. :D
  • silverwhisper said on Nov 04, 2006....
    you'd like to sneak in under cover of darkness, or you'd like for one of the staff to sneak in...?  :D

    ed
  • lioneljay said on Nov 04, 2006....
    SW, my guess is that MM would answer, "all of the above."  :D
  • gingersoul said on Nov 04, 2006....

    Lionel......and Mimi swould be smart....:-)

    Gosh, its going to be really difficult to pick one service here....

    Secret got the best idea ever..she put in words something i always wonder about.....why aren't more high quality bordello for women...easy answer, being even this "underworld" dominated by male.....

    About the sneak in...this will add another forbiden thrill to the ladies...imagine, being at home, at the end of a long unsatisfying day....idea.......you pick up the phone...and a discreetly purring car is picking you up and land you in your dream-come-true-place where people understand and seems to care....and there is a world of opportunities in front of you....lol

     

  • secretlife said on Nov 04, 2006....
    I'm still designing the place Ginger.
    I was thinking about the flowing water, and wanted the main entrance to the place to have a
    waterfall and koi pond.  I'd like that foyer to be multi-story, and for each floor to have views down
    upon it.
     
    I want alot of greenery too in these areas-- the waterfall and the overlooks - i want it to look
    and feel lush - the same way i want all of my customers to feel.
     
    I'm imagining dark hardwood floors in the ballroom--fireplaces scattered-
     
    Do you think we should have a type of 'uniform' for the men?  Or perhaps just a dress code
    for certain 'special' calendar events?
     
     
  • MissMimi said on Nov 04, 2006....

    SL, I love the idea of tuxedoes for special events.  Otherwise, black dress pants that fit like a glove, and  a white dress shirt with a the top few buttons undone, and the cuffs rolled back.  *excuse me, I was just enjoying the mental image*

    ginger, I love that idea.  Might be fun to do surprise parties, for one or more. 

  • MissMimi said on Nov 04, 2006....
    SL, one more thing.  You're going to have elevators and make this place wheelchair friendly, I hope?
  • secretlife said on Nov 04, 2006....
    MM:  i was enjoying your mental image too!  *ahem*
     
    but of course there will be elevators!
     
    I bet there would be a great market in doing bachelorette parties...we might have to think of special
    packages just for this type of group...
  • lioneljay said on Nov 04, 2006....
    I watched an old screwball comedy last night and in one dinner scene everyone in the club was in black tie. There is something very sexy about a man in a well-fitted tuxedo and I, for one, would find it fascinating to work in one (though for my specialty it would have to have some additional flexibility in the upper body area).
  • gingersoul said on Nov 04, 2006....

    Secret, i can't agree more with Lionel....yes, yes....sexy men in elegant black tuxedo....

    But for our more informal services, massage, pedicure, serving at the table, driving our ladies around can i suggest a simple jeans or pants (as long as it is tight) and a elegant shirt with rolled up sleeves?

    I don't know why but this combination always drives me crazy....the rolled up sleeves of an elegant shirt makes me think that that man is ready to relax and the jeans...well...what better pant to enhnace legs and butts?

    I like the outside greenery....we cand add an artificial beach sand to dip in the sun (maybe naked) close to a gorgeous swimmin pool ...with a grotto for the water therapy and some frisky encounters open air or under the moon light....soem white flowing gazebo for special dinner outside....maybe with Indian theme or an African one...no animals though....i couldn't bear the sight of any animal in captivity simply for our pleasure....

    And i do like the idea of dark hardwood floors with fireplaces.....comfortable chairs an sofa and lounge scattered around....i am salivating only for these decorative details....:-)

     

     

  • MissMimi said on Nov 04, 2006....
    SL, I'd love to design a suite with special features for your wheelchair ladies. Maybe a whirlpool bath for those achey joints, and a massage table with varying height controls. And after we're pampered to within an inch of our lives...well, that's the part I still have to think about. But I don't mind. Really. ;)
  • secretlife said on Nov 04, 2006....
    Mimi:  you're on.....i could really use your help in designing the wheelchair access suites.
     
    Ginger:  we'll buy stock in white long sleeved dress shirts with and be sure they are always lightly
    starched. 
     
    i love your idea of the grotto ....oh yes, this is perfect to make those outside encounters a reality!
    the gazebo for romantic moonlight dining....perfect.'
    i might never go home.
     
     
  • Zayda said on Nov 05, 2006....
    Personally, I find white dress shirts a huge turn off.  Other colors, are good with me, but white dress shirts are in no way appealing.  Besides, white dress shirts make them look too much like wait staff at almost any restaurant.  BLECH!  Completely totally a turn off.

    But, I think that the men's attire should be suited to the room they are serving in rather than a uniform attire across the board.

    A man in a nice tight pair of jeans, a western shirt, and cowboy boots would be great, depending on the room.  Or, jeans, a t-shirt, a soft flannel shirt, and work boots would be good, depending on the room.


  • faupauxs said on Nov 05, 2006....
    I've always wanted a hot rock massage..... but in a sensual way, with aromatic oils.
     
     
  • secretlife said on Nov 05, 2006....
    it's a matter of trust, right?
  • Zayda said on Nov 05, 2006....
    SL--Sorry but that man, no. He doesn't do a thing for me, to be honest. Put him in a white dress shirt and it would be worse.
  • gingersoul said on Nov 05, 2006....

    Secret, wow.....i almost popped my eyes out......:[)

    He would be a perfect waiter, white shirt....with rolled up sleeves, tight jeans and boots...oh man....he will be a perfect little butler......or we can dress him in any attire.....who cares? Arabian slave, exotic dancer, limousine driver, whatever....he is in....

     

    PS: Scaly, the secret is out....lol    

  • gingersoul said on Nov 05, 2006....

    Secret...and now we even like the same kind of guy! LOL

    I really feel you and i would be great friends in the real world...isn't too bad we live so far?

    {{ginger hands secret a cup of hot tea}}}

    Its raining cats an dogs here, as Missfickle would say.....big thunder and scary lightenings....my sweet one is sleeping....how are your little ones? 

           

  • Zayda said on Nov 05, 2006....
    You know, SL, it's funny but a good friend of mine and I had a discussion about my "type" and we determined that I don't really have a type.  The guy in that picture is too much of a "pretty boy" for me. 

    I think Owen Wilson is hawt, crooked nose and all.  I also find Carmine Giovinazzo (who plays Danny Messer) on CSI: NY extremely appealing.  

    This guy is more my speed.

    Or this guy.






  • Zayda said on Nov 06, 2006....
    Hmmmm...then Mark Whalberg (Marky Mark) in this picture is hawt too.

    The guy in that picture you linked is much too much a "pretty boy". 
  • secretlife said on Nov 06, 2006....
    zayda:  all of those guys (even Mark whalberg) are very sexy......omg that one in the shower was
    simply beautiful!  I know, we all have different types, but I'm definitely begininng to think my 'type'
    is more the 'every man' (LOL) type.  I could find something sexy in almost everyone i'm sure....
    Ok, so not too pretty........gotcha.
     
    (side conversation, ginger:  yes, i'm sure you'd have been here for a cup of coffee or tea by now ging
    if were were closer.  i've spent some time in dallas and well remember the bad lightening they had.
    i remember it cracking off the driveway of the hotel i lived in for 3 months....it was scary.
    i spent the night watching the colts vs patriots.  my favorite team is the colts.  talk about sexy, check
    out peyton manning....oh and tom brady on the patriots is awfully cute too!   my 2 younger kids were
    in by the fire with me til about 9...my oldest walked in from all-states competion around 9:30....
    they came in 3rd place, and she was very excited!)
  • lioneljay said on Nov 06, 2006....
    Funny thing....none of those guys do anything for me.
  • satyr said on Nov 06, 2006....
    me either, LJ
  • gingersoul said on Nov 06, 2006....

    LJ and Satyr.....LOL.....why??!

    Secret......only few names.....Patrick Dempsey out of the shower...Oliver Martinez.....the actor from Notebook (can't remember the name)...and  i leave it there..

    You know...  I am going to write a list of possible surprise guests (since we are in virtual mode we can imagine to have the money to pay them) for some very special parties.....

    BTW, clean, short hair guy, kind of good boy look is one of the most intriguing ....because they only apparently look good...is the anticipation of what they could do to you clashing with their cute imagine that  i found irresistible...like you know, guys with glasses...oh, man...only imagining the gesture of taking that glasses off before kissing ....but then like you, i can find sexy a lot of different types....

    PS: Do you want to know another coincidence? Well, i don't like football at all but my last boyfriend was simply crazy for the Colts...he is from Upstate New York....i didn't even know this team before ...he told me everything about them......that they rarely win but they are tenacious and feisty...

    I don't know Manning but that Brady is yummy....

    Glad to hear you spent some warm family time with your kids....nice to imagine you with them in front of the fireplace....yep, Dallas storm are impressive....

  • Zayda said on Nov 06, 2006....
    Peyton Manning is even better looking up close and in person than he is on television.
  • secretlife said on Nov 06, 2006....
    Zayda.......don't tease me that way!
    we have this new 61" samsung tv.....and this was the first colts game i watched on it.
    i swear i might have been standing next to him a few times!
  • Zayda said on Nov 06, 2006....
    The best thing though is that he's genuinely a nice guy.
  • secretlife said on Nov 06, 2006....
    Ginger meet Peyton (light blue); his little brother Eli is with him.  Eli is quarterback for my Giants.
     
  • MissMimi said on Nov 06, 2006....
    Zayda, I'll flip ya for the guy in the shower.  I have always loved long hair on a man. Yumyum.  Man, it's been one of those days when they all look good to me. *blush* (and Z, I blame you--and your imagination.  Yes, it's that damned good!)  Do you remember Lucky Vanous of that infamous Diet Coke commercial a while back?   Mmmmmm.
  • anonymous said on Nov 07, 2006....
    hello sexy coolgirls how are you ?
     
     
  • anonymous said on Nov 07, 2006....
    h89 hello man
  • secretlife said on Nov 09, 2006....
    Anyone have any ideas for role play rooms other than the BDSM??
  • lioneljay said on Nov 09, 2006....
    What about a teacher/student role-play room? Complete with chalk board, appropriate desks, rulers etc.
  • satyr said on Nov 09, 2006....

    hmmmmmm - maybe a period room - for historical fantasies? Napoleon's court, Roman orgies, etc.?

     

  • Zayda said on Nov 09, 2006....
    Ohhh...MissMimi...yes, I remember Lucky Vanous from those commercials.  /whew

    Between my two stints in grad school, I briefly dated a guy in a band who was also a bouncer at a bar.  He had this fabulous shoulder length honey brown hair.  God, he was gorgeous.

    Ohhh...LJ...a student-teacher play room would be great.  :)

    And Satyr, I think period rooms would be fantastic too.  A Victorian room. 
  • MissMimi said on Nov 09, 2006....
    It must be late...When satyr said period rooms, history was NOT what I thought of.  Yep, not too quick this time of night.
     
    Although now that I think about it a nice lounge where you could get unlimited chocolate served by compassionate understanding men who don't run screaming from the room at the mention of female cycles might not be a bad idea.  And, uh, I think orgasms are supposed to relieve cramps.
     
    We may need a menopause room too.  A locked room with lots of breakable objects, and plenty of air conditioning. 
  • gingersoul said on Nov 10, 2006....

    **Secret...thank you for the link...he is really cute....you are doing great mastering those links...like a real prof....:-)

    **MissMimi....a menopause room......you cracked me up!  Lol...i think we definately wil have to add it...:-)

    And about chocolate, dont worry....we are going to have tons of chocolate..remember the list i made......chocolate for any taste and in any possible way ....what about a nice, warm back massage room?

     

    **Satyr......a Dangerous Liasion room will be perfect.. Imagine....all that layered dress...long minutes of agony before one can see a glimpse of the skin...French words whispered in the ears...someone writing on your back a love letter with a quill...the shivering of secret rendev vous....an imponent ballroom decorated with feather and satin, masked faces disppearing in one of those many rooms...Baroque music.....oh, so sexy!  

    Or a Mouline Rouge room. Or a Great Gastby room.

    Or a Tuscany room.....here the ladies will encounter their lovers like they were in a country villa.....an inebriant smell will come from the garden outside the window...fresh, white sheets on a big, wooden bed, a big cross on the wall above it....your lover will speak mindblowing Italian compliments in your ears.....he will bathe you in a old bathtub filled with roses....in the moomlight...you will see a huge yellow moon casting shadows over the country hill covered by vineyards.......you will hear kids playing soccer in the distance, mopeds running away in the silence of the night, loud cricket hiding in the trees...after a crazy lnight of sex and poetries you will have fresh baked bread and cornetti and strong coffee with panna seating at the balcony  while your man will comb your hair and dress you up....

    What do you think, ladies?     

  • faupauxs said on Nov 10, 2006....

    What a wonderful collection of ideas!  Don't you feel that your freedom and libery is being violated?  Why are all of these wonderful things illegal?  One of the best arguments for the leglization of bordellos and prostitution...... click here

    I'll stop being political and let you get back to your fantasies, just remember that they don't just have to be fantasies if you stand for your rights.

    ;)

  • secretlife said on Nov 10, 2006....

    ginger:  i think those ideas are fabulous.  personally, i LOVE being whispered to in a foreign language....ay yay yay!!!  french?  italian?  spanish?  soooooooooo sexy!!!

     

  • secretlife said on Nov 10, 2006....

    oh oh, maybe for scalywag we should set up a doctor's exam room?  complete with table with stirrups?

  • lioneljay said on Nov 10, 2006....
    I'll galdly incorporate whispering some French into my menu of offerings.
  • gingersoul said on Nov 10, 2006....

    **Secret......I had no doubt you would have love them....:-)

    And yes, the doc's room wil be filled with any possile tools......and whit nurse uniforms, white shoe...the whole paraphernalia....and a cold patient bed to feel the skin shivers at the touch and yearn for more warmth....

    **LJ.....oh, i personally would go crazy....French is soooo sexy (like Secret already said)....could you really whisper in French while you spank your ladies? oh, man......  

     

     

  • lioneljay said on Nov 10, 2006....
    Mais oui, mes petites.
  • Perdy said on Jul 08, 2007....
    I'm totally blushing as I read all of this! **covers face** ( I love it )
  • secretlife said on Jul 09, 2007....
    didn't i say c'mon in and have some fun???

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