It's really scary how the internet, and specifically MySpace has spawned this whole let's-reconnect-with-people-from-high-school phenomenon. It's happening more and more to me, maybe it has something to do with the fact that my horrifying ten year high school reunion is just around the corner (mental note to self: start eating carrots and carrots only from now on, get rich... errr, find a boyfriend? Ha ha ha ha ha haha, eh hem, cough...) I will tell you right now, there are only three things that people want to know about their former high school classmates: 1. Who got fat? 2. Who's gay? 3. Who is rich and famous? Honestly, I just want to know who is gay. I don't care who is *STILL* rich. Where I am from, almost everyone was loaded to begin with and unless they really fucked up and blew their trust fund on coke, a new North Face jacket for every day of the week and replacement cars for the ones they wrecked in drunk driving accidents, they are probably still loaded ("Oh my god, I love you daddy!). Just tell me who the homos were, and my curiosity would be satisfied.