Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they
> get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven.
> Don't step on the ducks."
>
> So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the
> place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although
> they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps
> on one.
>
> Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter
> chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a
> duck is to spend eternity with this ugly man!"
>
> The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and
> along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is
> another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same
> punishment as the first woman.
>
> The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained
> for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she
> steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but
> one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has
> ever laid eyes on... very tall, tan, muscular, and with good hair.
> St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
>
> The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being with you for
> all of eternity?" And the guy says, "Well, I don't know what you did,
> but I stepped on a duck."
>
> >
> Moral of the story: B4 u comment on others, pls. take a good look at
> yourself first!!!
Susmaryosep posted on Oct 10, 2006
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Comments
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brown_sagittarius said on Oct 10, 2006....
ha ha ha...siya ba si ugly duckling na di lumaki???
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RollingC said on Oct 10, 2006....
good one susmaryosep....I kind of expected that but it still brought a smile on
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harriedpsychmajor said on Oct 10, 2006....
wow that's awesome! thanks for sharing that with us!
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Apollo said on Oct 10, 2006....
nice
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blueyedtiger said on Oct 10, 2006....
Ouchies.... that one must have stung the girl a bit :)
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Quested said on Oct 10, 2006....
I love it :-)
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secretlife said on Oct 10, 2006....
This was great!!
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missb said on Oct 10, 2006....
Huahahhahahahhahahah......ROFL.....
Cheers :D
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Susmaryosep said on Oct 10, 2006....
I am glad to have brought some mirth into a few souls.. Thanks to the Net....
:-))
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*dudes* said on Oct 10, 2006....
Yeah, most people is minding other's business and they end up nothing for themselves, I would rather focus on minding my own business for my sons and daughters.
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elia_ann said on Oct 10, 2006....
hahaha...I'm still laughing away......hahahahaha!!!
Care for a second???
:-)
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Frlncwrtr said on Oct 11, 2006....
Great joke sus! hahaha
btw, haven't seen you around for awhile. Glad you are still out there!
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Susmaryosep said on Oct 11, 2006....
Hi Frincwrtr,
I have been away for a short holiday, and then my old notebook gave up the ghost. I got a spanking new one, and is happy. How have you been.? Mostly, I comment, rather than post. I believe in quality, or other good 'duck' jokes:-)
Elia_ann
Great to see you having fun.. Actually that joke circulated on the Net for sometime, even well before I joined soulCast, that goes to show that good things endure........
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labyrinth said on Oct 11, 2006....
HAHAHAHA!!! This story made me holler and laugh out loud! Thanks my man!
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YoungAndNaive said on Oct 11, 2006....
I liked it. Call me stupid if you want but I didn't see that coming and it made me laugh. Good ONE!!
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mymave2006 said on Oct 11, 2006....
ha ha ha ha.......he he he he........good one!
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janbuk said on Oct 11, 2006....
this was good really the woman had to b a very ugly woman but she did not relaises she was
try to c urself first and how u look
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elia_ann said on Oct 11, 2006....
sus,
these good jokes will never go stale no matter how many times it's circulated. Anyway, not everyone gets to read it for the first time it circulates, someone like me!! :-)
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Frlncwrtr said on Oct 12, 2006....
Sus:
Happy to see you are happy!
I've been just fine, thanks. How have you been.? Glad that you're back.
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Susmaryosep said on Oct 12, 2006....
Ya, we want to spread happiness all around, and simple things are the easiest to laugh at! I must start visiting blogs again. Have been overwhelmed by too may mails, due to notebook giving up....
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thenextmillionaire said on Oct 14, 2006....
just to say hello to susmaryosep
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rmuxagirl said on Oct 15, 2006....
hehe that was cute
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Susmaryosep said on Oct 16, 2006....
Hello, thenextmillionaire! But you won't make your million in Scoulcast, hahahaah
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Susmaryosep said on Apr 21, 2007....
quack quack, I am back! -
botoni said on Apr 23, 2007....
Hehehe.....already you quack me up! -
Susmaryosep said on Apr 27, 2007....
thank you!
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