When I first heard “What it feels like for a girl” by Madonna, I thought she had something big going on. But then I realized what a sympathy-hoarding bitch she was. As if she and her perfect daughter would ever experience what the song is actually about. She has no fucking clue. She is in her own utopian world and if she thinks for one second that she or her daughter will ever know what it really feels like to be a girl in this world, then she is a delusional freak. Try being overweight and far from perfect. Madonna and her fake accent and her freaky family can kiss Kelly Osbourne's ass.