• queenparanoia said 13 days ago....

  LOL

• beyondtheveil said 13 days ago....

  I can't even imagine being without a pick up. I can't imagine a homeowner being without one - oh, yea, they borrow mine. They are comfortable, add a visual aspect to driving, great utility...the outdoors vehicle.
  
  And my jewels like them too.
  

• superbozo said 13 days ago....

  Hi Your majesty :)
   
  Hi Beyond....Where would us fellas be with out a good Ute. (Aussie for utility) I have to admit that when the old Verada goes to that junk yard in the sky, I think my jewels would like one too.

• uniquely-ironic said 13 days ago....

  I'd say it says that your ego isn't all wrapped up in a large piece of steel.  That being consistant and reliable are something you are and value.
   
  There's a guy in our office building who was parking his ferrari the other day.  Not only did he take two parking spaces, it took him 4 attempts to back it in so that it was directly over the center line of the two spaces.  I wonder if he knew there were 3-4 women looking out their windows scoffing him and thinking what a major jerk he was to hog up two close to the front parking spaces on a rainy day.

• superbozo said 13 days ago....

  **Runs for his shot gun**
   
  Taking up 2 spaces.....I have a really sharp set of keys that will fix that right up. Good thing no one knows me here.....I used to stop at any car park when looking and if some dickwad has deliberately parked in 2 spaces to save his car his over priced sports car. Well it ain't safe for long. Hey I never said I was a nice guy :)

• uniquely-ironic said 13 days ago....

  we had a office pow wow in my corner and decided that one rainy day we will call each other and we'll all park our crappy cars across two parking spaces across the front of the building.  Mr. Ferrari doesn't make an appearance til noon, giving us the opportunity to claim all the choice real estate and make a snarky point.

• superbozo said 13 days ago....

  Snarky is good.....I prefer to watch them return to their vehcle and see all there effort is wasted. Then I can point and go "HA HA" I might also give them the buisness card of a good paint sprayer.

• Lucytorial said 13 days ago....

  Hey Bozo, what about the good old denim key?
   
  Ever done that? have a pair of jeans on and slide your hips along the cop car, create a nice little scratch from the rivet on the pocket. te he he I'm such a bad girl

• Hegemone said 12 days ago....

  Bozo, lol, I gotta admit that I have to snicker at the guys I see who have these flashy, expensive vehicles and baby them so much ... mostly because, yeah, to me, when I see a guy like that it seriously makes me think that he's making up for what he could be lacking.  Also, I have to admit, I've been party to err, 'fixing' somebody's ass when they had to park their precious jewel in such a way so nobody else could park near.  I was an innocent bystander for the most part, but you wouldn't have heard me say 'No, don't do that.' either.

• superbozo said 12 days ago....

  Hi Lucy....the denim key hey. Nope never done that. It is something I should look into in the future should the need arise hehehe I also find the irish jig done on the car can do wonders for stress release.
   
  Hi Hege.....an innocent bystander for the most part, LMAO.....Ok if you say so :P

• battweek said 11 days ago....

  I've enjoyed your posts bozo but this one i find a bit annoying. im not loaded with money and have worked extremely hard to get to where I am and do drive a sports car (not a super expensive one). I am also a lover of many cars (including american and australian muscle) and have been since a kid. while i do agree that some people like to flaunt their things, there are people out there who are avid car lovers whether that be an expensive or cheap or vintage cars and I absolutely hate people who damage someone elses property because they assume the person is overcompensating or showing off their money. maybe they like the look of certain cars (like women and their shoes) or like to take the car to a track. im from victoria and many people, old and young are seen at the track taking their lamborghinis, ferraris, nissans, xr8s, hsv's etc a whole range of different cars from rich or poor blokes. A few weeks ago i was lining up at the petrol station to pay up when some dolt was pointing to my car and telling the cashier that it was a 'flashy car' and that 'it proves that you dont need brains to make money'. In reality I worked hard throughout school, was lucky enough to get into uni and spent 8 years there with the last 4 years on a uni scholarship where I had to work for 10-12 hours for 5-6 (sometimes 7) days at uni earning just 60 dollars a day. i now only make a moderate salary (less than 70k) and will be for the rest of my life but i will never despise or snicker at someone just because of the money they have in their wallet. being rich doesnt make u less morally aware than being less fortunate. Just give what I've written a thought and I'll be happy.

• superbozo said 11 days ago....

  Hi Battweek....Ahhh. I have no problem with people owning a sports car. Most of what I say here I say in jest. I definately would not go out of my way to damage anyones car. However I hate it when some think that they can take up 2 spaces in a car park and inconvience others. So if the mood takes me I might just make the reason for their taking up 2 parks a reality. (I'm no different to other people and can be an asshole too)
  Hey I like cars. If I had the cash avalible, I'd get myself a lamborghini. Actually before that I'd get myself a ducati being more of a bike lover. I certainly don't laugh at someone with a great car, whether it be a family sedan or a porsche.  Trust me I have enough people laughing at my old clunker.
  Thanks for popping in.

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