one or the other......which would you rather do.....
 
1. be chased two miles down a dark alley by a man with a gun -OR- be locked in a house with him trying to break in?
 
2. sweat green liquid from your pores -OR- fart blue smoke?
 
3. be the one to kill 99 murderers and one innocent man in the electric chair -OR- spare their lives, sentence them to life in prison and have one escape and kill again?
 
4. be seasick for three days straight -OR- be drunk and spinning for two hours?
 
5. get 100 paper cuts on your hands -OR- get hit on the head once with a small hammer?
 
6. be confined to a very small, clear bubble -OR- to an enormous, dark room?
 
*smile* lol.... cool huh?
 
 


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  • gingersoul said 13 days ago....
    What the heck did you have for breakfast?........lol...
  • Me-Myself&I said 13 days ago....
    LOL..... xo oh shoot! good morning to you! lol hey, come back here! answer the question....Please! *smile*....only if you wish!
  • mixednuts said 13 days ago....
    I'll pick # 1
     
    I love gun play! :0}
  • MsBradford07 said 13 days ago....
    Wow, those are some interesting questions?
  • Me-Myself&I said 13 days ago....

    oh come on guys! *smile* i have 6 different questions, weird, out of sight questions....not your every day questions. do i have to "Dare" you to answer 6 little stupid questions.

    ok, i'll go first! ...lol

    1. welll, hands down on this one for me.... i dare anyone to try to come in my home with a gun or not .... they might face the same welcome. mine is full of buckshot..... *smile*

    2. lol.... oh heck...what could be wrong with farts that look like blue smoke. anyway.... the only thing i want green ON me....are my eyes.

    3. one escapee ain't a bad record.

    4. wellll, never been on the sea to get sick so.... but i have had the spins for a few hours and i survived! lol

    5. hit me! i have a hard head.

    6. i love bubbles, i bet i can get that bubble to move in some ways.

    seeeeee, lol! ok, i'm just being silly hoping someone will play with me! *wink

    well, for the real world..... i have harvest.... my cooking and white blessed sage, tarragon, vick plant, savory, rosemary, ....and i still have a few to go. everything is on the table, waiting on me to clean, cut and freeze. my house smells so wonderful!

    ok.... i'll go back to work since no one wishes to play. ;~{  lol i quess i'm the strange one huh! lol

    i hope you all are having a fine day. ~ see ya....on the next cig break! *smile*

  • uniquely-ironic said 13 days ago....
    1. be chased two miles down a dark alley by a man with a gun -OR- be locked in a house with him trying to break in? I'd go for locked in.  No way I'd make it the whole 2 miles!
     
    2. sweat green liquid from your pores -OR- fart blue smoke? blue smoke, it's got real entertainment possibilities
     
    3. be the one to kill 99 murderers and one innocent man in the electric chair -OR- spare their lives, sentence them to life in prison and have one escape and kill again?tough one.  I really don't know, though I'm leaning for the greater good of disposing of the 99 murderers.
     
    4. be seasick for three days straight -OR- be drunk and spinning for two hours?drunk and spinning.  I have done it before.
     
    5. get 100 paper cuts on your hands -OR- get hit on the head once with a small hammer? hammer.  Paper cuts hurt forever! :)
     
    6. be confined to a very small, clear bubble -OR- to an enormous, dark room?enormous dark room.  I hate being confined.
     
    What did you do to put you in this kind of mood?!! lol
  • Fallyn said 13 days ago....
    ugggh. wow.

    1 chased.... at least that way i'd have some control.

    2. uh..... i can't even answer this one.

    3. i couldn't execute the innocent guy. i just couldn't. no matter what. and i'd probably find oodles of reasons to justify not killing the murderers either....... like they can't help it for some reason or other. *exasperated with myself*

    4. drunk and spinning, though i haven't done it before.

    5. a hammer definitely.

    6. i hate small spaces and i hate darkness...... what's the time limit?
  • Me-Myself&I said 13 days ago....

    Uniquely ~ lol.... i was cleaning the shelves on this desk here.... i found a playing card from....for the life of me.... i don't know the name, i could look, but won't. lol.... it's a table game for three or more people! *smile* and you answer these questions..... it can get down and dirty, some of the questions. Thank you for playing.... i feel better now! :~)

    Fallyn ~ why not on number two.... green or blue not your colors *smile* Thank you too for playing. i do have a very sick sense of humor! i know.. but i have so much fun! i laugh at myself and the thought of what folks are going to think, when they read the questions. LOL!

    have a great night. my day has been perfect and ....for tonight....i'm working on it as i type. xo take care

     

  • Mr.Strange said 12 days ago....
    1. be locked in a house with him trying to break in... I could try and deflate his intension with cleaver wit, and humor.  Maybe even throw out some fatty food and weigh him down.
     
    2. fart blue smoke...is this a question??? lol if I could fart blue smoke man, that'd be awesome.  Lay down a smoke screen everywhere I go.  Get a ninja suite man, I come prepared.  lol
     
    3.spare their lives, sentence them to life in prison and have one escape and kill again.  This is one of those what ifs...here is a truth on the matter. 

    We as a people can not let our government kill people and stand back and say our hands are clean.  If we allow it, we ourselves are murderers.  A system that does not help people can not make them better citizens...

    Think of this if you will.

    We have someone that is angry, and treated extremely cruel in life.  So they take that anger to a dark place and let it eat them till they do some seriously evil shit.  Then they get caught either by intention. or mistake.  There "treatment" includes isolation, rape, assault, and possible torture.  Then after years of that, they go back in to society...

    A culture that makes villains out of citizens will always have Villains.
     
    4. be seasick for three days straight...I deal with sick so differently my version of seasick would be rather pleasant, laughing and puking the whole time.
     
    5. get hit on the head once with a small hammer...I take the hammer, now the real question how small is small?  I got hit in the head with a hammer when I was kid.  Lots of blood...not much pain.  Though FYI if you hit an artery you get projection pumps of blood, very cool.
     
    6. to an enormous, dark room...I went for a walk the other day with a cardboard box on my head, Finn guided me...it was very cool. All for the dark room.

    Oh yes...

    Do not forget Humans Are Carrots.
  • queenparanoia said 12 days ago....

    1. neither

    2. fart blue smoke... because it would look cooler!!!

    3. death is never the answer.

    4. be drunk!!!!

    5. ouch... i would rather get hit by the hammer...

    6. small bubbble... i dont like dark rooms...

  • travelr712 said 12 days ago....
    i'd rather be drunk :-)
  • Dauntless said 12 days ago....
    hi memy :-)  its destiny, I'm on dauntless's laptop and log in (its sunday morning and I'm being lazy not logging in to my own :-) was just reading but I read the word dare and had to answer!! lol :-)

    okay, here goes... 
    1  -OR- be locked in a house with him trying to break in?  (I'm better at hiding than I am at running) :-)
     
    2.   -OR- fart blue smoke :-)
     
    3. be the one to kill 99 murderers and one innocent man in the electric chair -OR- spare their lives, sentence them to life in prison and have one escape and kill again? ...this is tough! I'm thinking sentence them because if one escaped, that wouldnt technically be my fault..??
     
    4. be seasick for three days straight -OR- be drunk and spinning for two hours?......drunk!! :-)
     
    5. get 100 paper cuts on your hands -OR- get hit on the head once with a small hammer?   hammer
     
    6. be confined to a very small, clear bubble - I'm always in my own little clear bubble watching the world go by lol :-) 
     
    *smile* lol.... cool huh?.. yes!! very memy :-) xxxxxx




  • Voltaire said 12 days ago....
    1. be chased two miles down a dark alley by a man with a gun -OR- be locked in a house with him trying to break in?

    Locked into the house, only one way in and I've got a nice kukri waiting for him.
    Otherwise huns are illegal, so he could expect some serious trouble in the village. ;)

     
    2. sweat green liquid from your pores -OR- fart blue smoke?

    Blue smoke... I think green liquid is hard to wash off. :P
     
    3. be the one to kill 99 murderers and one innocent man in the electric chair -OR- spare their lives, sentence them to life in prison and have one escape and kill again?

    Prison.
     
    4. be seasick for three days straight -OR- be drunk and spinning for two hours?

    Be drunk, I think that'd be interesting especially after the pub.
    (I'm sure some gal would pick me up, since I know most of them here)

     
    5. get 100 paper cuts on your hands -OR- get hit on the head once with a small hammer?

    The hammer, it makes no difference. :P
     
    6. be confined to a very small, clear bubble -OR- to an enormous, dark room?

    Enormous dark room. A very small bubble could run out of air to soon for my liking.

    Regards,
    Voltaire

  • superbozo said 12 days ago....
    Hmmm
    No 1. Locked in the house I guess. Though I'd like to think I beat the shit out of both of them.
     
    No 2. It has to be the blue gas.....I've had the green shit for years and I wish it would just stop.
     
    No 3. They are all toast.
     
    No 4. Well I've been both for 3 or 4 or even 5 days. It doesn't bother me. It's all about the destination. Though it's more fun getting drunk than seasick. Ok drinking wins.
     
    No 5. How hard and how big with the hammer. Is this like how I'd hit someone with a hammer while in a murderous rage. Or how a feeble old granny with serious arthritis in her frail hands. So I'll go paper cuts.
     
    No 6. Hmmmm......can I roll the bubble around like a hamster in one of those plastic walkabouts. If so the bubble wins......mind you is Lily Allen in the dark room waiting for me :P
     
     
  • pusscat said 12 days ago....
    1. be chased two miles down a dark alley by a man with a gun -OR- be locked in a house with him trying to break in?  I'd be in the house - you'd be amazed at my imagination and how many weapons I could find in an average household - oh yeah - I have a walking stick that has a sword blade inside it too lol!
     
    2. sweat green liquid from your pores -OR- fart blue smoke?  Farting blue smoke would be so embarassing it would be one of my humiliation fantasies come true ha ha!
     
    3. be the one to kill 99 murderers and one innocent man in the electric chair -OR- spare their lives, sentence them to life in prison and have one escape and kill again?  I would let them live and give them prison sentences.  If one escaped and killed again that would not be on my conscience as I was not respeonsible for his escape or his mentality.
     
    4. be seasick for three days straight -OR- be drunk and spinning for two hours?  Drunk and spinning for two hours - what's wrong with that then ;-)
     
    5. get 100 paper cuts on your hands -OR- get hit on the head once with a small hammer?  Have to go for the paper cuts here.  I know they would eventually heal but the hammer could make me more dense and ditsy than I am now!
     
    6. be confined to a very small, clear bubble -OR- to an enormous, dark room?  I wouldn't mind either but I'll say the clear bubble then I can see whether you're coming anywhere near cos with a post like this I am having serious concerns ha ha!!
  • Twylarants said 12 days ago....
    #1. I'll choose the locked house because unless the guy is 80 years old, I can't outrun him...or outwalk him, for that matter.

    #2. Is the green liquid pale?  I look better in an emerald green.

    #3 is an ethical question. I don't do ethical question.

    #4. Wait, I have to scroll up...oh, drunk, for sure.

    #5. Hit in the head with a hammer??  I don't think so unless it's a Playskool hammer.

    #6. No confining, no, no...I'm claustrophobic.


  • UnicornForm said 12 days ago....

    1. be chased two miles down a dark alley by a man with a gun -OR- be locked in a house with him trying to break in?

    2. sweat green liquid from your pores -OR- fart blue smoke? Both because then id be some form of awsme zombie

     3. be the one to kill 99 murderers and one innocent man in the electric chair -OR- spare their lives, sentence them to life in prison and have one escape and kill again?

     

    4. be seasick for three days straight -OR- be drunk and spinning for two hours?

     5. get 100 paper cuts on your hands -OR- get hit on the head once with a small hammer? because this one souunds invigorating.

     

     6. be confined to a very small, clear bubble -OR- to an enormous, dark room?

    i like the dark.

  • Me-Myself&I said 12 days ago....

    LOL.... i love you all! i have sat here and read each of your answers and laughed till my eyes leaked! *smile* what would be even better, if we all were in the same room....so i could see each ones face and how they jwould ust look at me and....wonder what the heck was i on!    wouldn't you like to know! *wink Thank you all for making my day. xo

    Mr.Strange ~ on a very serious note.... hell.... i can't get serious now....sorry *smile* sooooo, maybe a little..... thinking ......we should find a far away island and ship off all the bad and let them pan for theirselves. that way we don't feed and care for them and the plus is... they live....or die by their own doings!   the ninja suit and the blue smoke to cover your trail....cool! Human are Carrots? been meaning to ask you...huh? so, our only foe is a rabbit? huh? what's up with that, Doc? *smile*

    Queenie ~ death is never the answer, that's a good answer!

    Travelr ~ are you now,.... while you was typing/commenting? *smile*

    Destiny ~ me too, always in my little bubble watching the world go by! one day my friend, we are going to sit at a table and have a great chat and time....you wait, you will see. *smile* xo..... note.... i have found a great herb for you. i'll pm you later.

    Voltaire ~ i'll just have a seat and drink with you for awhile.... then i'll pick you up. *wink lol  hopefully not off the floor!

    Superbozo ~ i thought of the same thing about the roll-around bubble. it would be cool.....like the movie Bolt... and that hamster. *smile*

    Pusscat ~ lol... see me coming....  don't be afraid, i'm harmless.... unless.... i'll on the catnip. *wink

    Twylarants ~ lol.... oh shoot. a Playskool hammer huh. lol. too cool.

    *smile* i found the game box .... It's Zobmondo. the late night twisted, sick and wrong game that i bought at a book store. it is a very disturbing game, don't you agree.  Thanks again my friends.

     

     

     

     

     

  • GrapeKoolaid said 12 days ago....
    1.  Better chance of me catching someone unawares at my own house.  I've seen "Home Alone", and "Nightmare on Elm Street", and plenty of "A-Team" episodes.  I've got crackpot home defense down pat. 

    2.  The green liquid would probably make you slimy and slippery.  That could be fun. 

    3.  This is only hypothetical, so I'll say that I can live with letting one slip. 

    4.  Drunk and spinning for two hours.  It's only two hours.  I've been drunk and spinning for days at a time. 

    5.  And yet, I want to protect this noggin.  Isn't that something?  All of you who said a bonk on the head need a bonk on the head.  Paper cuts heal.  Memory loss is... 
  • mousenphonic said 12 days ago....

    1. Be chased two miles down a dark alley by a man with a gun

    2. Fart blue smoke (Should be an awesome party trick lol!!)

    3. Spare their lives, sentence them to life in prison and have one escape and kill again 

    4. Be drunk and spinning for two hours (At least I had fun at sometime before) 

    5. Get hit on the head once with a small hammer? (Hate being cut by anything, aargh)

    6. Be confined to a very small, clear bubble (if it’s one on those bubble thingy’s that is water proof and can float on water, wicked :D)

  • mixednuts said 12 days ago....
    How dare you attempt to make me think even harder than I did!
  • Fallyn said 12 days ago....
    okay, i have come to a decision on the blue/green question.

    i think farting blue smoke would be TERRIBLY embarrassing.

    so i'd have to go with the green sweat.... considering i don't often sweat at all, and when i am sweating it means i've been working out really hard and when i've been working out really hard my face turns bright red and the green sweat would act as CAMOUFLAGE. YES!
  • destinydiva said 12 days ago....
    lol fallyn :-) xx

    memy, aaww I really really hope so, that would be a wish come true :-) ((((((((((((((hugs))))))))))))  ooh about the herb, I look forward to your pm :-)  thanks memy xxxx
  • Hegemone said 12 days ago....
    1.  be locked in a house with him trying to break in -- In this house, ha, he'd be sorry to try to break in.
     
    2.  fart blue smoke -- That would just be HILARIOUS.
     
    3. be the one to kill 99 murderers and one innocent man in the electric chair -- Although I can't really explain why.
     
    4. be drunk and spinning for two hours -- been there, done that, can handle it, lol
     
    5. get hit on the head once with a small hammer -- paper cuts suck, and I've got a hard head.
     
    6. be confined to a very small, clear bubble -- screw the dark, lol
  • CayenneMan said 12 days ago....
        Darnn it !  It ate my comment, now I can't remember what I said.  I hate when that happens  :o)  . 
  • cuppajava said 11 days ago....
    I saw this yesterday,and needed to have good think about it first......
     
    1. be chased two miles down a dark alley by a man with a gun -OR- be locked in a house with him trying to break in? Having been through the second one,I think I would prefer the first one - I am no speed queen - but I can outrun most of the people I know.
     
    2. sweat green liquid from your pores -OR- fart blue smoke? I would actually choose both - can you imagine arriving at the store to do you shopping - thats what you call making an entrance!
     
    3. be the one to kill 99 murderers and one innocent man in the electric chair -OR- spare their lives, sentence them to life in prison and have one escape and kill again?I would choose the first one - the innocent guy was in the wrong place at the wrong time
     
    4. be seasick for three days straight -OR- be drunk and spinning for two hours? Drunk and spinning for 2 hours - done that before and survived
     
    5. get 100 paper cuts on your hands -OR- get hit on the head once with a small hammer? I would think,hit on the head - Johnny Knoxville makes paper cuts look soooooooooooooooooooo painful
     
    6. be confined to a very small, clear bubble -OR- to an enormous, dark room?
    Enormous dark room - you find your way around eventually
  • travelr712 said 11 days ago....
    memy, at the time of the writing of that comment, i was well on my way :-)
  • Voltaire said 11 days ago....
    MMI,
    Sure. When your comming?
    Whiskey or what are you having?
  • Me-Myself&I said 11 days ago....

    Grape ~ home defense huh.... lol.... i like those home alone movies, the kid is great. ....slimy and slipper, yup, that would be a slip sliding wonderful time. *smile* one of my fantasies....omitting the green coloring. lol.

    Mouse ~ oh yeah! a floating bubble, how cool.... it can be any kind of bubble, i quess.... i have to see, being in a dark room would be like being blind.... no good al all!

    Mixnuts ~ poor baby! so, i quess by your answer, you're a cowboy fan, huh.... like the ok corral times. *smile*

    Fallyn ~ lol.... well i quess if you are working real hard at something, it wouldn't matter what color you were.... or a good way to blend it. *smile*

    Destiny ~ i haven't forgotten you. before i leave here i'll send you a pm about something you may "need" to help feel better.

    Hegemone ~ dark spaces suck.... i don't mind the night darkness but...that's another story. yup, hit my hard head and hope it doesn't break the hammer. ;~)

    Cayenne ~ huh.... knowing you, those answers of yours.... i bet they were humm-dingers! *smile*

    Cuppajava ~ lol... yup, it would be a grand entrance.... even in an enormous dark room, you still can't see nothing..... maybe if there were a bunch of naked folks all gathered in the dark room.... we all could play the ...touchy...feelly game ;~)

    Travelr ~ *smile* i understand about having only one thing in your head.....

    Voltaire ~ whiskey, Crown Royal only, please. *smile*

    *smile* we're going to have to do this again, i have found the whole game now.... i bet you all can't wait Huh?! lol  Thanks! xo take care ~see ya

     

  • Voltaire said 11 days ago....
    MMI,
    I am not sure they have Royal Crown here.
    How about a Ballentine's?
    I've heard they are good and am considering getting one the next month or so.
    *grin*
  • jebusiamnt665 said 10 days ago....
    1. be chased two miles down a dark alley by a man with a gun -OR- be locked in a house with him trying to break in?

    It depends... I'm pretty good at outrunning others when I'm shit scared outta my wits. But on the other hand, I know my house better than he does (hopefully) so it would be fun to cut the power and wait patiently until he manages to break in. The results would be delightfully gory lol :P
     
    2. sweat green liquid from your pores -OR- fart blue smoke?
     
    Blue smoke all the way lol.

    3. be the one to kill 99 murderers and one innocent man in the electric chair -OR- spare their lives, sentence them to life in prison and have one escape and kill again?

    I agree with Mr. Strange on this one...
     
    4. be seasick for three days straight -OR- be drunk and spinning for two hours?

    Drunk and spinning... ahh alcohol... how I miss thee :(
     
    5. get 100 paper cuts on your hands -OR- get hit on the head once with a small hammer?

    The small hammer would be much less painful... I don't deal well with pain.
     
    6. be confined to a very small, clear bubble -OR- to an enormous, dark room?

    The dark room. Darkness is a good friend of mine. Helps me think.

    "if I could fart blue smoke man, that'd be awesome.  Lay down a smoke screen everywhere I go.  Get a ninja suite man, I come prepared."

    ROFL!! xD
  • Dauntless said 10 days ago....
    1 Locked in for sure. The home is haven and I'd protect my haven!
     
    2.This has GOT to be the blue smoke farts! Green oozing out of your flesh is so d movie material! (unless you get special powers, now that would be kickass! haha!)

    3.Spare them. The one that escapes could be caught again, we don't know how old he/she is, maybe they die from natural causes.
     
    4. Seasick for me. It's not that bad really. Plus I'm ex Royal Navy so I'm kinda used to it :P
     
    5. I reckon the cuts. Yeah, they sting like a bitch but the smaller hammer means more pressure on the point of impact because the pressure of the mass isn't spread as much. This may cause a fracture and even brain damage......how many of you was that then? :P
     
    6 THE BUBBLE! OOOOO THE BUBBLE!! I'm afraid of the dark, yeah I know, I'm a baby lol, but it's true! Nyctophobia! Plus that bubble would be a sweeeeet comfy ride!

    And hello MeMy!! I like this thread! It's fun!
  • Mr.Strange said 9 days ago....
    the humans are carrots is a project of mine, that I'm spreading a huge lie, creating images and videos and even t-shirts to make it into the cultures of the world.

    As for shipping people off to an island...lol...

    it has been done.

    Australia seems to ring some bells.

    usually they just get along and create a functional society...after order has been established.

    Even the mad dog killers if left outside of "the system" can find there humanity...maybe there's something to that.

    =~D

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