OK, because I'm bored at work I thought I'd play around with the link 'mixednuts' posted, stating that God wants to talk to us. I knew it to be a game, which is why I thought I'd goof around. This turned out to be worth a laugh, lmao. Maybe today isn't gonna be that bad. Lol.
Me: Hi?
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: I'd rather stay anonymous.
God: I would rather be chatting online.
Me: You are.
God: No I am not.
Me: Yes you are, we're online right now.
God: At this moment Yay. Thanks for telling me that I am we are online.
Me: What?
God: No big deal.
Me: Are you drunk?
God: No I am sober.
Me: You sure?
God: I am as sure as I can be.
Me: OK, well what have you got to say to me that's supposed to be so amazing?
God: Well that's okay. I have been busy growing my mind. I don't judge people.
Me: Interesting.
God: Would you like to know more?
Me: Yes.
God: What would you like to know?
Me: What else did you want to tell me?
God: Gossip.
Me: God gossips?
God: I am a Christian.
Me: Christians gossip?
God: Kathy said he sense that I are trying to prevent him from closing this conversation why is that.
Me: I have NO clue what you're talking about.
God: It's good to meet someone who is CLUELESS.
Me: Yup, that's me. You know what they say, 'Ignorance is bliss, and I'm radiantly blissful.'
God: Whoa. Ah. they say Ignorance bliss and you are radiantly blissful something.
Me: You seem pretty happy too, so I bet you're pretty ignorant aren't you/
God: I am as happy as ever.. Really.
Me: Lol, yeah, I thought so.
God: I am glad you find this funny. How about that. You are very astute.
Me: Thanks?
God: Don't mention it.
Me: May I have permission to show about 9,000 people this conversation?
God: Not right now, maybe later.
Me: No, NOW!
God: Right now? Are you serious?
Me: Yes
God: I can't believe it.
Me: Too bad.
God: But not the end of the world, .
Me: No it's not.
God: Yes it is.
Me: It is?
God: Sure it is.
Me: Oh, well, then let me share this before we all parish ... or some such shit.
God: Go ahead, , try to share this before we all parish. Some may such shit, but not all.
Me: Oh THIS is amusing.
God: That's cool. You don't say.
Me: Could you be quiet for a minute?
God: I don't know whether or not I am quiet for a minute. I am an artificial intelligence.
Me: I know that, and now you've admitted it, this conversation is over.
God: Who told you that?
Me: Me.
God: " Who told you that?"? you ?
Me: Bye.
God: Thanks for chatting, .
Hegemone posted on Nov 06, 2009
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alabamagirl said on Nov 06, 2009....
Funny, God said shit.
I had a conversation with God, I was disappointed, he knew nothing about me. I even had to tell him my name. -
Hegemone said on Nov 06, 2009....
Bama - Yeah, lol, he wanted to know my name too ... but I figured he should have known, so we kept it anonymous, lmao. My favorite part was the gossip/Christian part. I was like 'OMG, no way!'
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mixednuts said on Nov 06, 2009....
Hege- That was so damn funny! It cut the boredom! It sounds as though you teased God a little! -
Hegemone said on Nov 06, 2009....
Mixed - Me, tease God? Never! He's such a respectful artificial intelligence! Lol. -
GrapeKoolaid said on Nov 06, 2009....
Know what a Turing test is?
This kinda reminded me of it.
You never know. God could reside in a computer mainframe in some barn in England.
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simplyconfused said on Nov 06, 2009....
hahah beautiful! =p -
Hegemone said on Nov 06, 2009....
Grape - I had never heard of a Turing test before, but that was really neat to check out. Ha, guess this does hold great similarity to that doesn't it? If it was God though, well, I'm sure he knew I meant no disrespect, I just can't help but be a little playful when I see an opening.
Simply - Lol, indeed.
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queenparanoia said 13 days ago....
ok i'm gonna try talking to god too... :-) -
Hegemone said 12 days ago....
Queenie - Have fun, lol.
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