OMG - I swear people are retarded.
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ME: "Hi - would you like to try an Angus Burger today?"
Them: "No - but I would like the Angus bacon and cheese ..."
Um .... 'tard .... THAT'S AN ANGUS BURGER.. Have you always been stupid or did it just start this morning?
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Next Customer
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ME: "Hi - would you like to try an angus burger today?"
Them: "Sure - I'll take a quarter pounder with cheese and that's all ..."
It must be contagous. Do you people read the menu's or even listen to what we say before you order?
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I try a different approach since people aren't listening ....
ME: "Hi - would you like 2 hot apple turnovers for $1??"
Them: "I dont know what that is but I'll take 2 apple turnovers for $1 please"
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I quit. I'm done. I'm packing up my banjo and moving to Mississippi. Screw this. It went on like this MY ENTIRE SHIFT.



