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OMG - I swear people are retarded.
 
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ME: "Hi - would you like to try an Angus Burger today?"
 
Them: "No - but I would like the Angus bacon and cheese ..."
 
 
 
 
Um .... 'tard .... THAT'S AN ANGUS BURGER.. Have you always been stupid or did it just start this morning?
 
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Next Customer
 
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ME: "Hi - would you like to try an angus burger today?"
 
Them: "Sure - I'll take a quarter pounder with cheese and that's all ..."
 
It must be contagous. Do you people read the menu's or even listen to what we say before you order?
 
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I try a different approach since people aren't listening ....
 
ME: "Hi - would you like 2 hot apple turnovers for $1??"
 
Them: "I dont know what that is but I'll take 2 apple turnovers for $1 please"
 
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I quit. I'm done. I'm packing up my banjo and moving to Mississippi. Screw this. It went on like this MY ENTIRE SHIFT.


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  • CayenneMan said on Nov 05, 2009....
    Me:  Hello, welcome to burger world, would you care to try one of our new boneless burgers ?

    Them:  What ?  I guess so.    I'd also like to get a large order of fries with that

    Me: Sir , we'd all like to get a lot of things. Are you planning on eating this soon and do you have health insurance ?

     Them: What ?




    Them:  Yeah,  I just came through here a minute ago, you gave me the wrong order !
     
    Me: Looks like it's got spit on it to me.


        My God, I don't think I'd be able to take my job seriously, I'd get fired in twenty minutes . . . but I bet it would be fun while it lasted. :o)
       
  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 06, 2009....
    herd mentality I say.  I have a boss who is insisting that I learn to read his unspoken thoughts.
  • Hegemone said on Nov 06, 2009....
    LMAO, wow OWK, that is pretty spectacular.  I'd just get too evil with that .... 'Hi, would you like 2 steaming piles of shit for $1 today?' and see if they noticed.
  • one_wired_kitty said on Nov 06, 2009....
    LOL ..... I've thought about asking "Would you like to kiss my ass for $1 today?" .... Knowing the way things are out here .... they'd say sure and then just place a normal order.
  • MsBradford07 said on Nov 06, 2009....
    That is stupid
  • Twylarants said on Nov 06, 2009....
    Me: A bottle of water...thats $2.50."
    Her: $2.50??? Looks like you'll be able to take early retirement, won't you?"
    Me: "Not early, no, I'm almost as old as you are and I just work here. You'd be surprised how little I'm paid to stand here and be insulted by people like you."

    True story. Her husband elbowed her and snarled, "Just give her the money!"
  • queenparanoia said 13 days ago....
    bwahhahahahha ilov ethe title... oh i know how you feel i have to deal with stupid customers too...
  • one_wired_kitty said 13 days ago....

    Glad to know there's others out there who get their share of idiocy LOL

  • jebusiamnt665 said 12 days ago....
    ME: "Hi - would you like to try an Angus Burger today?"
     
    Them: "No - but I would like the Angus bacon and cheese ..."
     

    xD
  • Taffy000 said 3 days ago....
    Makes you wonder how they're able to start their cars & drive to the drive thru.

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