First thing on the agenda when I got to the office at 6 15 this morning,was to call the hospital.Hoping to be able to speak to the neurosurgeon on call - cos thats what they get paid to do - ask tell him about the concerto of mosquitoes,I have between my ears.
The pain was bad last night.I wasnt able to turn my head to the left without feeling Willie tugging on the other end trying to stop me.
But I survived the night on no medication - somehow.
So I called the hospital,and told me that the neuro on call would only be available to patients after 9am,and that the guy who is there right now,is only taking calls from Doctors.
Well....ok then.
So what the fuck do I til 9am? - if my head explodes before then,or I try a DIY shunt removal with a steak knife and a pair of pliers,and get it wrong?
what then?
