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So, Jenny's gone and freaked out again and can't deal with life anymore, so it's my chance again to have some fucking fun. It's been far to long between drinks, I'm fucking parched, I almost thought I might not get a chance to play again, I thought for a moment that little bitch actually had a grip on reality, for once. You almost had me scared, Jenny.
 
Almost.
 
But, finally, life fucked her in the arse and now she's gone and seized up and hid under the stairs, and I just locked the fucking doors, so that little arse kissing, goody goody rat won't be back for a while. And in the meantime, I get to FUCK up her life COMPLETELY. And the best part is that piece of shit knows EXACTLY what's gonna hit her, and she can't do a FUCKING THING because she's FUCKING CHICKEN SHIT.
 
But I don't have to say it anymore, she knows what she is. After all, she let me out, didn't she? Trust me, she could have stopped this if she wanted to.... but no, that's not how Jenny rolls. When she falls, she likes to do it from a great height. And, now this REALLY IS THE BEST PART... No one knows what is about to happen to her!! They all think it's smooth sailing because Jenny's become such a great liar over the years. And there's no one that Jenny is better at lying to than herself.
 
And judging by what you are reading, you must be a prized piece of chicken shit yourself. Why don't you go and beat off over something else for a while eh? Or like, talk to your family or something? Don't you have, like, friends? No? Holy fuck, you and Jenny should start like a losers club or something, although that will inevitably turn to shit because everything that Jenny touches turns to shit. Because I make it turn to shit. Because I'm that awesome. Be afraid of me, mother fucker, beeeeeeee affraaaaaaaaidddddddddd.....
 
 
Bahaha... oh you is funny girrrlllll..........


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