Hello People,Snorter's the name - your snooze reporter from sub saharan africa with tales of all things unusual.

Was in the local suprmarket this morning,and as usual it was filled with all the local black woman on market day looking for bargains galore. The unusual thing about these women is that they carry no purse nor handbag. No - all their important items like cash,coins and mobile phone, are kept in their breast pockets- literally.The cellphone can easily be seen nestled between a pair of oversized breasts,in a clearly undersized bra. RING RING KA-CHING, you silly bitch.

They arrive at the till to pay,then proceed to empty the sweaty and crumpled up contents of both sides of the bra on to the counter.While carefully manhandling each mammary from its safe confinement within the bra,to make sure nothing slid underneath.

Leaving the cashier to sift throught it all, and add it up.Public indecency - or a normal way of life? I was always taught that coughs and sneezes spread diseases - but in this day and age........can sweaty money be trusted?