A brief yet blunt thought...

Since we're all about changing the definition of words -- one of the best examples of this was from the wicked witch of the west coast, er, Nancy Pelosi -- like "consumer option," here's a few pet peeves that I would like addressed.

If any public place has a room called a "rest room," it should contain a comfy couch against the opposite wall from the urinals that will avoid getting pissed on. Why the hell else would you call such a room a "rest room" if you can't rest? According to my beloved wife and soon-to-be mother of my child[ren], many of the places that she has ventured that call themselves "rest rooms" have a lounge-type area, from which you actually travel into the area containing the toilets and stalls. I find the fact that men do not have an equal and adequate representation of this same sort of room to be unfair and quite sexist... Not to mention that the man-folk were not made aware of this "flat space" technology that provides the women-folk with at least three times the square footage in their "rest room" as the men.

Along these same lines, if a place calls itself a "bath room" then by God there needs to be an actual bath in it... Even if it's a fucking bird bath! I swear, it's the same shit only different.

My wife suggested that perhaps public places should call their facilities "The Loo." To me, this is totally unacceptable, because the only way that such a place would be considered "The Loo" is if I walked in and there was a guy standing around handing out hot towels... And his name would have to be Lou... You know, like Louis? Don't piss on his shoes, neither! He'd be liable to plant it back in your derriere!

Places like this should be named properly. "I'm going to the toilet" pretty much means that when I walk into the room, there will be at least one to greet me. This politically-correct horse-shit only offends my sense of what is truth. I don't leave a piss because I want to rest, nor do I leave a piss because I want to bathe. I leave a piss in the toilet, because that's where it belongs. In other words, there is the truth and then there is every other way to circumvent said truth. Use the toilet and quit dicking around! Shit or get off the pot...