So, um, yeah, a drunk blog. This may or may not fit the new formatting. So let's just state this rule now ... bwahaha, side note, I almost just typed 'blunk dogs' .... drunk blogs are the exception in that they follow no format if I am not coherent enough to do so.
I dunno, I have some shit on my mind, and I don't. I'm thinking of saving the good stuff for a formatted post and the silly shit for this one. We'll see what happens.
I have to say the spontaneous nights that we decide to drink are the best. The planned shit, meh. I was shocked and amazed that the night went off without a hitch. All together we had TFYO, OFHG, two of our other friends (not around enough to get names), my cousin and her husband, my dad, my aunt, and my uncle. Ourselves too of course. Lots of people, and all but two of us were playing darts. Nuts. I'm surprised somebody didn't get stabbed. Miracle of miracles ... nobody was hurt in the making of this night ... and the TV didn't get taken out either!
I'm eatin' English Muffins. Mmmmm. Strawberry preserves. To die for. Oh, we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast tomorrow! Woo freakin' hoo!
I think I'm tired now. If there was anything serious I had to blog about, it's for sure gone now. Ugh, I have to balance the damn checkbook tomorrow. I dread that, not because of the process itself, but because I hate having to acknowledge the subtraction of money from my account. Bleh. Fuck that, I'm done thinking about it.
I want to say something, and then I want to recant it. Here it goes:
We should do this more often.
Recant: No, we shouldn't, because then it wouldn't be as much fun or as enjoyable when we do it purely because it would become the status quo.
Don't you love how that shit works? It's like that ALL the time! Does anybody else do that? You feel one way, and you might admit it, but at the same time you know and admit that it really can't be that way ... but yet you can't help saying it anyway!
This night began pretty crappily ... I may have been able to rival Frags for her Frito flavored feces ... nearly thought I was going to die though, my stomach was hurting so bad. No more nasty burritos for me, that's probably the culprit. I see another burrito in the near future and that little SOB will be splattered against a wall. Yeah, 'come out with your burritos up, nobody but the burritos will be hurt'. Hope you don't like burritos, because they don't like me ... and I'm on a mission.
No I'm not, but damn it would be funny to see some dramatic movie trailer about that, wouldn't it? One of those 'It's so stupid it's funny' sorts of things.
I'm amazed at how well I'm typing. I've hardly had to backspace, although I guess what I lack in quantity I'm making up for in quality because of the errors I have made, they've been doozies. I've been butchering words beyond all recognition. See, how the hell can I type recognition but I can somehow fuck up 'blog'? WTF is that?
Oh hell, I need to go to bed. I'm gonna be in rough shape tomorrow, it's already 2AM. Off to bed with my drunk ass.
Hegemone posted on Oct 30, 2009
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uniquely-ironic said on Oct 31, 2009....
Oh Hege! this was beautiful! LOL You sounded so relaxed and ..... drunk! We will talk about your hating burritos when your head doesn't hurt so much. ;) Drunk blogging is a thing of beauty. I a look into the minds of our friends when they're not busy guarding their thoughts so zealously. Hope your hang over isn't too bad. -
uniquely-ironic said on Oct 31, 2009....
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simplyconfused said on Oct 31, 2009....
ha ha ha uni is totally right ti's BEAUTIFUL! =D =D =D =D -
travelr712 said on Oct 31, 2009....
travelr712 likes this :-D -
writergrrl said on Oct 31, 2009....
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I love fun drunk people. Don't they just say the darndest things te he he... ( . Y .) -
Me-Myself&I said on Oct 31, 2009....
well here it is 10hrs later.... how are you feeling? *smile* you are a delight! -
MsBradford07 said on Oct 31, 2009....
I want to know how do you blog drunk. I can't even text drunk. -
travelr712 said on Oct 31, 2009....
well ms, first you drink. ALLOT. and then, when you start seeing double, you sit down at your keyboard, sign into sc, and just start typing. doesn't matter if you spell correctly or if it even makes sense when you're sobre. some pretty funny things will end up on that page when you look the next day :-D
btw hege, how's yer head? i notice you haven't been around all day ;-)
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ABOVE_TOP_SECRET said on Oct 31, 2009....
Saturday:Are you feeling well on this Halloween? -
Hegemone said on Oct 31, 2009....
Uni - Ha, yeah I was definitely relaxed, felt good for sure. Maybe I don't hate burritos as much as I made it out to be, but that's just because my stomach isn't bothering me anymore, lol.
Simply - Lol thank you.
Trav - Glad you enjoyed.
Writer - Lol yeah it's good to be fun drunk.
MMI - Well the shit part is, I'm not hung over ... but I think I am coming down with something. Ah, it was worth the fun times though.
MsBradford - Takes a LOT of concentration.
Trav - Yup, you've got the process down right, well described. :-D And my head is mostly all right, I think I'd rather be hung over though.
Above - Well, I'm not feeling 100%, but I'm not hung over either, I think I would rather be.
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one_wired_kitty said on Oct 31, 2009....
I'm so tempted to bring my digital camera to work and do a "movie trailer" of sorts about work ... OMG ... it gets hella crazy back there.
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RollingC said on Oct 31, 2009....
I've never tried it but drunk blogging sounds like fun. :^)
Rc
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abbonzai said on Oct 31, 2009....
I like this! -
Hegemone said on Nov 02, 2009....
OWK - Lol I bet that'd be awesomely entertaining.
RC - Oh, it is, you just never know what you'll say ... and I'm still trying to decide if the greatest fun is writing the drunk blog, or getting up the next day trying to remember what the hell you wrote and then figuring it out, lol.
Abb - I'm glad. :-)
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