Ok, so it's Friday night, and if you are here like I am, you might be dressed funny.
 
I have on lime green sweat pants, a green knit sweat top, socks and house shoes with fur on them, and a blue jacket with pockets to hold my cigs for going in and out to smoke.
 
But I also just realized I had on something even funnier!
 
I took a meditation power nap from 4:00 p.m. to 6:30 PM, with the covers pulled up high, a pillow scrunched over my head with room for my nose to breathe, my ocean sound machine on.....and my sleep mask on my eyes.
 
I got up and slipped on those house shoes and jacket, so I could go move my truck out of the street, and never took off the mask.  I just pulled it up onto my forehead like a lovely Indian headband, minus the feather, and it's still there.  It just feels good!
 
Never mind that it's not really a sleep mask!  It's actually a throwback from my younger days when it was used for other purposes, I think.  (I plead the 5th)
 
It's leather.  It's red. 
 
And it says on it in tiny print:
 
"Let your body be held captive.....and set your fantasies free...
 
Too bad that it's now only a sleep mask, I guess.  Maybe I need to put it to work in it's advertised purpose.
 
But enough of that.
 
What's the funniest thing you have on right now?


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  • uniquely-ironic said on Oct 30, 2009....
    LMAO Where are the pics!!!?
     
    Sorry, I'm boring.  The "funniest" thing I'm wearing is a white fuzzy robe.
  • wombat said on Oct 30, 2009....

    U-I:  I don't have a camera/know-how to post pics.  That's why you haven't seen my mug, or anything except uploaded borrowed images from the web onto flickr.  But I bet you would laugh your hinney off at me right now!

    You aren't boring.  I used to have a white fuzzy robe, but am now wondering where it went.  Where do all our old clothes go?  Like lost socks....I used to have a pair of purple hot pants, a "sizzler dress" and a black leather mini skirt.  Where are they now that I've moved around?  Is someone else wearing them?

    P.S.  Hubby said I looked like an unripe banana when he saw me in my lime green sweats.

  • uniquely-ironic said on Oct 30, 2009....

    Bwa ha ha ha and unripe banana?!  priceless!

    I've often had that same question about what happens to clothes I have lost track of.  Hell, I used to have some pretty cool clothes!  What ever happened to that leopard print skin tight short dress with the stacked shiny heels and horn rimmed readers?!!!

  • wombat said on Oct 30, 2009....

    Hey!  You have my leopard print dress!  I wore it on my honeymoon, and have a pic of it with my foot up on the hotel room bathtub in my high heels!

    On another note, you gotta' hear this!

    A few Christmas's ago, hubby got me a white dress blouse with poofy sleeves, and also a vest with fur on the collar and arm holes.  (don't ask) 

    But he said, "Try 'em on!"

    I stood in the hallway a few minutes later and said, "Look at me!  Hey, I'm Sonny Bono!"

    I have the white blouse in the bottom drawer, and the vest hanging in the secondary closet, but thank God, I have not worn them together....

  • MissMimi said on Oct 30, 2009....
    Well I just got out of the shower so I have on a nightgown, white socks, and my hair's wrapped in a towel.  I feel pretty, oh so pretty... 

    I wanna hear more about this leather sleep mask.  Sleep mask...  Heh.  Wombie, you are a woman of mystery.
  • wombat said on Oct 30, 2009....

    MissMimi: I keep trying to wrap my head in a towel, but I look like Arnold Swarzzenger without the head space to hold it up.  I bet you look pretty if you can carry the "look."

    Yes, I don't tell all......but I know why the mask feels good on my forehead.  The memory is not lost.

  • fragglesrock said on Oct 30, 2009....

    If sleep masks could talk...lol!

    I'm taking my cougar ears and tail for a practice run...they look cute with my pink striped jammie pants ;)  Gotta test the tail, see how it fares when I'm sitting!!!!

  • uniquely-ironic said on Oct 30, 2009....
    I wore that dress, heels and glasses into the ER as a gag.  Bright red lipstick and teased hair completed my "ensemble"
  • wombat said on Oct 30, 2009....

    fragglesrock:  Mine would be skipping around with a mouth-smother grin......tee-hee....

    Don't sit on your tail.  Let it swing free.....but come home with dignity. 

  • Hegemone said on Oct 30, 2009....
    LMAO, oh that is awesome Wombie, I LOVE it!  Hmm, funniest thing I have on right now?  I dunno ... strawberry preserves, butter and crumbs around my mouth?  Lol.  Nothing else is too wacky, darn.  :-D
  • travelr712 said on Oct 31, 2009....

    well i'm in my underwear, so i guess there's only a couple possibilities...

    so, what was the original purpose?

  • gingersoul said on Oct 31, 2009....
    Wombie.......actually...i still have on the top of my Halloween costume from last night party.....its really cute.....not fun.....but cute....i slept on it....

    I was too out of my mind to take it off....lol....

    Earlier i went to pick up my daughter from her friends' house wearing it ...i think i am going to keep it on all day long.....after all today it's officially Halloween....;-p
  • queenparanoia said on Nov 01, 2009....
    i'm wearing my torn panties... LOL i know i kwno i need to buy new ones but these are my comfy granny panties... LOL...
  • wombat said on Nov 02, 2009....

    U-I:  Wish I could have seen that! (and wish I could still fit into my leopard print dress)

    Hegemone:  Glad you got a kick out of that!  I probably had some crumbs around my face, too.  But this was last Friday night, and now I don't remember.

    travelr712:  Only a couple of possiblilities?  Ha...I won't ask....never mind.  On the other,  I think the purpose was to either hide my real self from me, or from hubby....not sure which..

    gingersoul:  I've been MIA for a bit, but think I saw some pics I can go take a gander at!  Glad you had a good, fun weekend!

    Queen:  LOL!  I did laundry and ended up with a pair of my scroungy drawers on this Sat.....kept reaching down to hike them up!
  • alabamagirl said on Nov 05, 2009....
    First thing in the morning my new puppy has to go out potty, so I throw on my bright red, terry cloth robe, over my pajamas with feet, that has blue clouds all over them, and then I slide my pajamed feet into my nikes and out the door I go! What a sight for sore eyes!
  • wombat said on Nov 06, 2009....

    alabamagirl:  Wish I could see that!  And I also wish I had a pair of trhose pajamas with feet....I'll look for a pair with clouds, too!

    (I've stopped caring so much what I look like nowdays.  I'll go into a store with my hair all wild and wearing funky clothes--but I used to not leave the house unless I fixed my makeup and hair and was dressed just right.  A walk outside my house putting on a show is a piece of cake)

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