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One of the departments I support here at work is HR.  Sometimes known as the "chick" department.  Typically the women in HR outnumber the men pretty significantly.  In our case I think companywide (which means internationally) there are perhaps 3 men in HR jobs. 
 
Because I work for this department I get the opportunity to be involved in Holiday celebrations.  I saw "get to" because deep down I like doing it.  On the surface I give them the impression that I'm doing it to save my job.  Otherwise I'd end up running most of the events, which would severely cut into my goofing off and surfing the net time here at work.
 
Last night I volunteered to stay late to decorate the room we will be using for our Halloween celebration.  The other gals have families and spouses/significant others to take care of at home.  I don't know why I thought doing all the decorating would be a slam dunk.  I had mentally ticked off 1/2 hour, and hour at most for the task.
 
It took me 1 1/2 hours to do it up.  There were tables to cover, fake cob webs to pull to fine bone chilling lengths,  streamers to twist and tape up, fake spiders to place strategically .... The room is very big so it took awhile.  That and I didn't have someone to hold up the other end of streamers etc.  By the time I was done the building was empty of even the people who work late.
 
I had also agreed to pick up some classic horror films to watch during the event.  I had thought that the local Blockbuster would have them, so I stopped on my way home.  Turns out all they have is the newer stuff like Halloween, Freddie Kruger stuff, Pumpkin Head, etc.  I was looking for black and white versions of Frankenstein, Dracula, Bride of Frankenstein, etc.  I ended up driving to a specialty video store 3 towns over through nightmare traffic.  I had waited too long to get any of the three movies I really wanted and had to settle for Godzilla (black and white version) and Rocky Horror Picture Show.
 
By now it was 7:30 and the traffic should have been light, but the bay bridge is broken and about 800,000 people are having to reroute their commute, many of them on the highway that I normally take to run my errands and go to work on.  I poked along the highway (6 lanes both ways) at about 25-30 miles an hour for the entire 20-30 miles.  My stomach was growling and I was so sleepy that I had a bad case of glassy eyed drooling going on.  If anyone had looked at me going by I'd have been doing a pretty good impersonation of a zombie. lol
 
I did a quick stop at Taco Bell and went straight home and crawled into bed.  Didn't even bother taking my clothes off.  I barely checked email and called it a night.  Slept like a baby and woke up at the stroke of 5 am. 
 
I hope they don't turn the lights down in the party room.  I'm likely to doze off, but doubt anyone will notice my eyes closed under this cowboy hat I'm wearing today ;)


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  • Hegemone said on Oct 29, 2009....
    Heh, wow, you sure know how to turn a seemingly simple task into an adventure, even at your own risk!  Well I hope by now maybe you're still feeling a little bit rested, and not too terribly draggy.  There's always those sugary treats on your desk for when you're feeling too tired ... wait, wait, no no ... don't do it!  Just kidding, lol.  
  • uniquely-ironic said on Oct 29, 2009....
    Hege - yes, nobody complicates a job better than me! ;)  I really had no clue how bad the traffic was going to be or how hard it was to find an old black and white horror film.  Now I know.
  • mixednuts said on Oct 29, 2009....
    I just thought of an old movie, but I just forgot the name of it!
    Oh ya.... " THE NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD".
  • uniquely-ironic said on Oct 29, 2009....
    mixed - ooooh! I love that one!  I do have to watch it with the lights on though ....
  • mixednuts said on Oct 29, 2009....
    This is a classic film that you could use. This will impress people!
  • uniquely-ironic said on Oct 29, 2009....
    mixed - we may have to.  Godzilla bombed.  It was too boring in the original format!!!
  • mixednuts said on Oct 29, 2009....
    Texas Chainsaw ?
  • uniquely-ironic said on Oct 29, 2009....
    mixed - too scary.  Though Rocky Horror Picture Show seemed to go over well
  • mixednuts said on Oct 29, 2009....
    That is a fun idea!
  • uniquely-ironic said on Oct 29, 2009....
    mixed - yes, it was an inspiration.  In fact, we are keeping the movie and playing it over the lunch hour tomorrow if anyone wants to see it again.
  • Lucytorial said on Oct 29, 2009....
    That is an absolute classic!
     
    So how much food have you had so far... come on, insult my morning taste buds with the fare of offer :-}
  • uniquely-ironic said on Oct 29, 2009....
    Lu - too much.  Wayyyy too much.  None of it good for me.  I vaguely recall pizza, soda, cupcakes and a wild assortment of candy stolen from candy dishes all over the office
  • Lucytorial said on Oct 29, 2009....
    Like a child in a candy stor, rushing through past plates and bowls wildy grabbing and stashing LOL
     
    I bet you've been well fed.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Oct 29, 2009....
    I was eating gummi fingers, ears and noses before the party trying to keep my energy up.  I think I'm due for a cup of coffee before the sugar rush ends.  Tonight I will "sleep like the dead" LOL
  • Lucytorial said on Oct 29, 2009....
    well the title of this is hilarious, tired as drool conjurs up an extremely comical image.
     
     
  • uniquely-ironic said on Oct 29, 2009....
    I literally caught myself drooling as I was driving home last night.  You know you're tired when your mouth hangs open and you're staring blank eyed at the road.
  • Lucytorial said on Oct 29, 2009....
    Ohh god  ((giggling)) I've done that before.
     
     
  • uniquely-ironic said on Oct 29, 2009....
    I gotta stop doing that.  I should have pulled over for even 20 minutes for a nap.  Luckily I made it home without rear ending someone and went straight to bed.  Of course not eating anything but junk today is starting to take it's toll.
  • Lucytorial said on Oct 29, 2009....
    Fresh salad hit should help that you know.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Oct 29, 2009....
    Will probably stop at the store for something pre-made (but fresh).  I don't have the energy to make one myself.  Then a nap and a few phone calls ... maybe a short walk.
  • Lucytorial said on Oct 29, 2009....
    good odea, get the suagr and carbs out of your system before they strike hard in the zones you don't want.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Oct 29, 2009....
    you mean my ass and hips?  yeah baby!  Not sure how I'll fit it all in one evening, but I'll give it a try.
  • queenparanoia said on Nov 01, 2009....
    what a tiring day... i would sleep with my work clothes on too!!!
  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 01, 2009....
    queenie - it had been ages since I did that.  But I did sleep pretty good that night.

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I suppose, anyway, just quit looking at my coffee ... that'll get you into trouble and you don't want trouble....
I'm thankful for all my SC friends. :-) So to pay tribute I will make the turkery, stuffing, mashed potatoes and gravy. You can bring a side dish or dessert.

All are welcome.

What will you bring?

CW...
On a very cold and rainy night, I took in two little strangers....
I just want everyone to know that my darling wife and I celebrated our 34th wedding anniversary yesterday, they have been the best year's of my life and I pray that our dear God will bless us with health and age to do another 34. together....
I didn't enjoy that to much.....