So even I have noticed that Willie has been pretty quiet lately.He has been having a bit of a rough time of late.It just seems that its been one thing after another for the poor boy.......
'heez just a poor boy,nobody woves him - Gali layo Gali layo' -
I always told him he could never sing,leave alone spell.But he continues to amaze me with his feats of laziness that just seem to defeat the realms of the impossible.
On the one hand he tells me,that he has so much to tell everybody,and then on the other hand he seems to want to turn around and ask himself the question 'Whats the point its not going to help,now is it?'
He has been under a lot of pressure at work lately though,all the poor boy wants to do when he gets home is to tell the world to go and fuck itself,and go to bed.Only to wake up in the middle of the night and pace around the house with nothing to do.So he goes back to bed and wakes up a half hour after he knows he should - swears at every inanimate object in sight and looks like something a dog wouldnt eat for breakfast.
So I am not really too sure what to do with him.He had all these fancy ideas about what he wanted his life to be like - and yet.Well,and yet,he is now a year older and no closer to any of those little things called 'Achievements in life'
You know those little milestones that you reach when you reach a certain age,and you look at your little virtual list in your head and start ticking off all the things you set yourself in the last 5 years?
Well he still seems to be playing catch up - or is that playing with ketchup? His attention to detail and attention span in general has gone for a complete ball of shit,and he is always complaining about a constant ringing sound in his ears,that he thinks could be as a result of the surgery he had in March.
'But that was 7 months ago' I told him - and as usual his normal response was to tell me that he obviously had more important things to worry about.
Dont get my wrong - I like the guy - But right now - right now all I am really wanting to do,is to put a pillow over the guys head while he is sleeping,and just make him disappear.
