would you like the month off on your employer?
with all the hype on this swine flu fear-demic,
you could just get your wish.
if you have a job that offers salary,
time to call in with swine flu,
you can get at least a week,
pending your craftiness,
to as much as a month.
Why not play the media and your employer the way they play you everyday,
you offer them your time,
and they give you some paper.
Your pal,
Allan Strange
