ross121 reads (2):
Good god, how can Hollywood, who is supposed to be able to discern hotness, raise up Sarah Jessica Parker as a icon of beauty? I just saw an ad for her new perfume. She looks like a horse, yes, a horse in a tutu! Does anyone else not see this? Her face is disproportionately long and her nose is about 2 inches too long. She has that weird witch mole on her nose and her legs are more bowed than my archery set. Then why the hell does she make millions doing fashionable GAP ads, has a new perfume out and is considered one of fashions hottest icons? I want to know WHO THE HELL finds her attractive. Oh Jessica Alba and Natalie Portman, please never go away.

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  • anonymous said on May 15, 2006....
    mmm ||{1}||
  • anonymous said on May 15, 2006....
    i think i know which ad you're talking about. the one with her whispering ... "lovely..." in the intro. yea, she looks slightly horse-ish. although at the end, she just looks like she's trying to squeeze out a fart. =O ahhhh... :D
  • Rakaka said on May 15, 2006....
    I was just thinking the same thing... She was kinda cute in the eighties... but what happened?? I wonder how Jessica Alba and Natalie Portman will age.
  • ross121 said on May 15, 2006....
    THANK YOU! Finally, some people who see what I see.
  • mels2las said on May 21, 2006....
    how are you ross 121, is everything alright
  • wallflower25 said on Jul 16, 2006....
    wahahaha! My mom said the same thing about her and I agree with both of you :)

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