Good god, how can Hollywood, who is supposed to be able to discern hotness, raise up Sarah Jessica Parker as a icon of beauty? I just saw an ad for her new perfume. She looks like a horse, yes, a horse in a tutu! Does anyone else not see this? Her face is disproportionately long and her nose is about 2 inches too long. She has that weird witch mole on her nose and her legs are more bowed than my archery set. Then why the hell does she make millions doing fashionable GAP ads, has a new perfume out and is considered one of fashions hottest icons? I want to know WHO THE HELL finds her attractive. Oh Jessica Alba and Natalie Portman, please never go away.



