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Death To The Funeral Procession

somethingunUSual posted on Oct 21, 2009 | views: 27 | Tags: funeral procession, funerals, processions, traffic
Which raises my issue: funeral processions.
 
What is up with that? It's the 21st Century, folks. We're going to have to start scheduling these things for Procession Day once we decide what day that should be, because of the impracticality of having spontaneous parades whenever someone happens to die.
 
On Procession Day you can get lined up with other mourners and drive through the city flashing electronic billboards of the deceased for the year.
 
I'm thinking sometime in August, which has no official holidays anyway. Then we can all stay home on Procession Day to avoid the funeral processions.
 
Meanwhile, think of the pick-up in the economy for FedEx and UPS....
 
 
 


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  • Hegemone said on Oct 21, 2009....
    Well, that would be one way to handle it, although I'm willing to bet there would be many people feeling slighted for not getting to have a procession for their loved ones right away.
  • somethingunUSual said on Oct 23, 2009....
    You think? With funerals costing more and more all the time and cremation on the rise? Everybody can make it to the dang graveyard on their own and stop at the lights like the rest of us, can't they?

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