I love where I live, I love that animals are everywhere here.  There are cute rainforest wallabie's that bound through the forest with ease and a kind of poise that you can only understand unless having seen them.
 
There are in the afternoon hundreds of dragon fly's, they dance in the air, eating on the wing, miriad of colours.  Little helicopters of the sky.
 
There are over 120 bird species that can be seen just off my balcony, yes I'm an avid bird watcher purely because I have this "thing" about ticking off what I've seen in books.  ((grin))
 
So many animals, and well then we have the one that visited me last Thursday night, at about 10:30pm.  It was certainly a surprise.... a real surprise, heart beat raising surprise!
 
A seven ((yep thats 7 feet)) foot long carpet python  (constrictor, not poisonous) in my BEDROOM!
 
I was literally walking to the sliding door, naked as the day, and I noticed a belt ((laughing)) on the floor, so I LEAN DOWN to pick the belt up and notice that my hand is not more than TWO FUCKING INCHES AWAY FROM A SNAKE, a dirty big snake. LOL
 
Of course I'm a girl and jumped immediately onto the bed, gasping and panting out very lowly ""baaaabe baabe... cumerrrrrreee BABE""
 
Hubby stood in the bedroom looking at me crouched like a cat on the bed, naked ((he liked this part)) asking ""dahh what?""
 
So anyway, I got over my freak out and got off the bed, walked to the door and said "seee, snake.... big snake"  Stupid us forgot to take a photo, should have but darn she was huge!!
 
I ran out of the bedroom to get a golfing iron #7 for hubby and a #4 for me.... we lifted very gently Ms Snake, she stired and tried to make a dash for the lounge room and I blocked her dash with my iron and she saw the screen door open and slid out pleasant as you will, no ta ta's love see ya later, she just left" 
 
How rude!
 
Anyway, on Saturday last hubby went to a friends party and I as cooking dinner, we ran out of salt and I remembered that I left some in the studio for sis and her boys.  So Axle and I walked over to the studio to get the salt....
 
We arrived to find that she was full length stretched out at the front door, her head to the side, she hissed and looked at me and Axle, gave a cursory kind of flick of her head as if to say "not tonight, I'm not moving"
 
Eeek! Axle and I, torch in hand high scooted it back to the house.... damn... no salt in dinner... damn snake.
 
Really if I see her again I will get a photo as she was a lovely creature, very slow moving, still cold is my guess and not quite warmed up enough for a full on head long attack LOL
 
So I think that covers it, I've seen most of the inhabitants of this place now, the snake was the last.... perhaps I should go hunting for a Cassowary???????


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  • uniquely-ironic said on Oct 20, 2009....
    I'd seriously consider getting a Cassowary if only to give the snake some reason to stay hidden.  Eeeek!
  • Lucytorial said on Oct 20, 2009....
    I'm actually glad you didn't come across anything like that LOL thankfully it wasn't snake mating season, now it is, remember that for your next visit.
     
    Cassowary's are mean bastards but they look so weird.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Oct 20, 2009....
    Yes, those bird looking things with a horn on their heads, if I remember right.  Glad I didn't see one either or I'd have started walking back to Sidney right away!
  • Lucytorial said on Oct 20, 2009....
    Long walk, you would have been eaten alive by then, if not from animals the other variety of animals... *-}
  • wishyouwerehere said on Oct 20, 2009....
    I would have definitely crapped my pants - but since you weren't wearing any ... LOL!!!
     
    And - what the heck is a cassowary?
  • hairbrushedhubby said on Oct 20, 2009....
    I can understand your shock at the snake, but surely when you grabbed the golf clubs you should have remembered it's a 3 wood for snakes.
  • fragglesrock said on Oct 20, 2009....
    OMG...LOL at hairbrushedhubby!
     
    Ummm...Lu? Did you say "no ta ta's love see ya later, she just left" I don't know the definition of ta ta's down undah, but I believe your naked crouched cat pose most definitely showed some ta ta's ;) 
     
    ***skittering away laughing***
     
  • gingersoul said on Oct 20, 2009....
    Nahhh......snake-lover people don't faze me....to each its own....lol..

    But snakes ....they have to die....

    Like Montoya.....LOL
  • Hegemone said on Oct 20, 2009....
    Oh geez Lu, I'd have probably peed myself, not so much because I'm afraid of snakes, because they don't bother me, but just the shock of it and nearly touching one while naked, lol.  Sounds like an interesting gal, that's for sure.  Hope you can continue to cohabit in harmony.  :-)
  • Mr.Strange said on Oct 21, 2009....
    Lucy, any idea as to what kind of snake?

    Unique, bird looking things with horns on there head?

    Wish, if you crapped your pants wearing a wrestling mask would it make a smell?

    Hairbrush, lol, thank you for the snake handling etiquette.

    Fraggle, ta ta's are fun. lol

    Ginger, what is a Montoya? sounds like a Mongolian Car company name...

    Hege, peeing, lol, pee...lol

    I can not say as to what I would do,

    maybe I could pee myself, well crapping myself, with my ta ta's out, and armed with a 3 wood, that has a bird with horns carved in on the handle. run to my Montoya made car and flee.

    maybe.

    =~D

    lol

    lol
  • gingersoul said on Oct 21, 2009....
     
     
     
    Lucy......."Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"........epic movie!.....lol....
     
     

     
     
     
     
     
     
  • Mr.Strange said on Oct 21, 2009....
    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok, I remember princess bride, not as much as the girls...lol...

    Thanks Ginger.

    lol
  • gingersoul said on Oct 21, 2009....

    Strange......i know!

    Isn't great?....lol...

  • Lucytorial said on Oct 21, 2009....
    Wishy ~ A cassowary huh? lets see if that ain't agreat post...
    they are an endangered species of bird.. look out for my next post.
     
    Hair ~ Well you know we don't have a 3 iron cause we don't kill things.
     
    Frags ~ Ta ta is an Aussie slang for see you later... LOL
     
    Ginger ~ Te he he fabulous reference.... but nothing dies in this house excet of old age.
     
    Hege ~ more the shock than anything else, she was a beautiful snake.
     
    Mr Strange she was a standard rainforest pythong, here is a pic for you - quite pretty markings yes?
     
     
     
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    Totaly harmless unless they constrict around you.
  • Mr.Strange said on Oct 22, 2009....
    That is so cool...

    I would've tried to talk snake, maybe harry potter isn't the only partial tongue...

    lol
  • queenparanoia said on Oct 22, 2009....

    holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    lucy this would really freak me out!!!! i hate snakes!!!! and if this happens to me i would have freak out!!!!!

  • Lucytorial said on Oct 22, 2009....
    Strange ~ You know it didn't even cross my mind, hubby was saying "stop talking baby to it, its a fucking snake" LOL
     
    Queenie ~ I freaked a little at the shock but really, if it was any other kind of snake I would have been on the phone to a snake remover, but heck, she was harmless, nothing a little nudging won't do.

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