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i got so bored yesterday that i wrote this list in my notebook...
 
10. accident. this goddamn place is an accident prone area. i can't tell how many times i trip, step on something or accidentally cut myself.
 
9. food poisoning. the food they sell around this place sucks. my tummy aches right now.
 
8. hit by a car. a lot of stupid drivers around here.
 
7. drown. with the flood that happened here i was lucky we left the store when the water reached waist-deep.
 
6. fist fight. a lot of customers with no patience and manners.
 
5. heart attack. i'm getting fat here. enough said.
 
4. heat stroke. it gets really hot in here eventhough the fan is directly at me.
 
3. male chauvanist pig. just beacause i'm a woman who works in teh hardware store doesnt mean i dont know anything about the goddamn store! fuck you fo thinking that. god. there are so many male chauvunist pigs here who think they know better than me. i tried to be polite and nice but these assholes are too much.
 
2. suffocation. has anybody smelled a carpenter or a construction worker before? theyre the worst! and there are some guys that don't brush their teeth. yuck! i told my worker to not stay close for about a meter away from me because he smells! i can't blame him though male sweat is disgusting. you think you can find a sexy sweaty carpenter here? hell no!!! haven't they heard of a deodorant? thank god i'm a girl...
 
1. boredom. yes i would die from boredom here. i ahte this place. i already read a lot of books and magazines and i'm still bored. goddamit i don't want this to be my career. i want more!!! if i stay here any longer i'll hang myself...
 
enough said...
 
 
 
 
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  • fragglesrock said on Oct 19, 2009....

    I've smelled the construction workers before...sending thoughts of good smells to help you get through the day! The weird thing is this, when my ex got sweaty he smelled sexy to me :) Sorry you have so much shit to deal with, but this was funny :)

  • wombat said on Oct 19, 2009....
    I'm sorry you have to even make this kind of list, but damn...girl.  You are, as fraggles said, funny!  You are up there with Dave Letterman and his top ten lists here!
     
    Tell the male chauvanist pigs to go stand out in the street, eating bad food and fighting with each other until they have a heart attack!
  • Hegemone said on Oct 19, 2009....
    Oy!  Not even the simple break of enjoying a hunky construction worker without smelling him?!  You poor girl!
  • queenparanoia said on Oct 20, 2009....
    fraggles: i qwrote this to be funny... construction worker smell is the worst. thinking about it makes me puke.
     
    wombat: hehehhehe that's funny!!!! ohhh you think dave letterman would like my list? LOL...
     
    hegemone: sadly, there are no hunky construction worker here...
  • hairbrushedhubby said on Oct 20, 2009....
    Scuse me, oink, what is oink a male oink chauvanist pig? oink oink
  • queenparanoia said on Oct 20, 2009....
    hairbrushedhubby: men who think theyre better than women.
  • hairbrushedhubby said on Oct 20, 2009....
    Thank goodness that dosn't apply to me, with my name how can it?
  • queenparanoia said on Oct 20, 2009....
    hairbrush: no it doesnt... beside youre too nice... :-)
  • ellamae14 said on Oct 20, 2009....
    hahaha! I know what u mean by no.2!!! Oh my God, I can withstand the heat, cold and strong winds, just not bad odor. I'd passed out. I die over and over when Im seated inside a jeepney only to find out (too late!!!) that I'm seated next to someone with bad odor. I really can't stand that. It makes my head swim. I try hard not to be mean or discriminating, but hell, I got my limitations as well, I have no patience for bad odor. hay. Keep it cool queenie! :) psst, take care of yourself, I know eating gives you comfort but I also know you are up to a lot more out there, your best chance is to keep healthy and your faith intact. :)
  • queenparanoia said on Oct 21, 2009....
    ellamae: ay rabe chaka yung smell... sometimes i want to faint but i need to control myself... grabeh talaga... ;-)

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