There is this guy I know called Charlie.
I had a one night stand years ago with this young girl called Amy.
I found out a while after sleeping with Amy that at the time, Amy was Charlie's girlfriend. Since then she's going out with someone who is not unlike placid, easy going Charlie at all.
I decided not to bring it up, hoping he didn't know.
I was at this party last night, drinking with Charlie, and someone decided to point and laugh, and say 'you slept with his missus', I blushed and said 'yeah, at Amy's birthday party years ago!', and he laughed and told me he knew but really didn't care anymore, he said it hurt at the time but she was a crap lay and did have a really big forehead. I laughed, and said that the next morning I had SCABS all over my penis - she'd been chewing it like beef jerky!
He asked if I had given her oral sex, and I said yeah. HE HAD SEX WITH HER EARLIER THAT DAY!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
So then everyone was laughing and joking round, saying that basically that's like me giving him oral sex and saying we'd be a nice couple!
But on a serious note, I apologised and we shook hands, I felt pretty bad about sleeping with his girlfriend, admittedly I didn't know him, and thought she was single. And, equally serious, how nice is it that I can cross him that severly, and for him to not do anything becasue he KNEW it was an accident, then for us to be able to joke about it?
I think most people in this situation would have had a fight.
He's better off without that whore anyway, nice guy like that deserves a good girl.
