I laughed. Yes I did! He was trying to pass a car that "he" felt was going to slow. He almost ran us into the fire hydrant trying to speed past the car. He then got angry when the car sped up and proceeded to confront the driver and go tit for tat with him or her. That was until they rolled down their windows and flashed their badges,motioning for him to pull over.
I'm thinking oh shit b/c I told him to calm down,leave people alone and stop screwing with them that one day he was going to pay for it. Why? B/c he always does that shit.
So as he gets out me and my son stare on in utter shock as they grab my husband and make him assume the position. I mean I wish I could have gotten a picture b/c he looked sheet white as if he was shitting bricks. Hahaha. Both officers asked him what the F was wrong with him? There was tons of yelling on their parts about the speed limit only being 30 and they were going 28-32. They asked what was his rush and what would he have done if they were some dangerous gang banger or nut with a gun who could have possibly shot him b/c of what had transpired and how he could have endangered his family mainly his son.
Do you think I got out of that car or said a word? HELL NO! Shit when they instructed him to get back in the car and behave before they took him down to the station I bursted into laughter. My 6yrold says what's so funny mommy? Daddy was about to take a ride to the big house. Bahhahahhahah. Even my husband laughed when he said that. WHen I tell you from the mouth of babes. We both wondered aloud where he learned that term and how to use it in the proper context? Kids are funny and amazing at times.
He always has something to say about my driving but so far he's gotten stopped by the cops a couple of times and trashed my last car beyond fixing which is how we ended up with the truck.(which he lays claim to b/c he paid $500 towards it and I paid the larger amount. But as I explained to him he trashed and totaled my last car so its called paying for your damage. You still pay nothing towards insurance or the car payment so your back to square 1. Ain't marriage grand?
