In 2001 I started a degree in Metal Health Nursing.  I did one year before upsticking and moving to Darwin in Australia which was quite a change I can tell you........

 

Anyways, during my first year I had to demonstrate that I could do CPR  which of course is resuscitation following a heart attack.  I had to do this on the half torso of a plastic dummy which had been lain on the floor for the purposes of my demonstration.  I was so nervous of the test that I blew incredibly hard into the dummy`s mouth and managed to entirely explode one of her plastic lungs.  A colleague, who was sitting behind me said that when I was pumping up and down on the chest of the dummy before moving my head down to blow air in through the mouth, it looked like I was going down on her.

 

Good grief.