WhyOhWhyOhWhy must people slow down to a FUCKING crawl when they cross RR tracks?!  do you not realize what driving hazard you create when you pull such a stupid maneuver?!  Let's see.... I'm barreling down the road @ about 35, 'cuz I, like every one else in town *never* drive the speed limit, and all of a sudden there you are ... inch inch inching at -.02mph creeping across the RR tracks, 'cuz Oh!No! you might "hurt" your POS GrandPrix.  HELLO! you dumb fuck! your car has a SUSPENSION SYSTEM!!! it is built to take care of that kind of stuff.  your car will NOT, repeat, NOT! break if you drive over the RRtracks at a normal rate of speed. (25 mph)

And when I come within 2-3 inches of your back bumper, with my brights on and horn blaring.... dont flip me the bird. Tis you who is the stupid fucking moron who doesn't know how to drive, ok?!  I know my vehicle, I know it's capabilities and I know how to ride your bumper.
Oh and it's not "stronger" if you AND your passengers all flip me off at the same time. it's just funnier.

Since this is a DAILY encounter for me, yes I DO know just how fast I can ride up on your ass without actually hitting you. but close enough to scare the shit out of you.  I can see your fear when you look at me in the side mirror.

And yeah... I feed on that kinda shit!