First post. Let's get it going, quick with no distractions. Right into it.

"uhm. wow? what can i say. this swiss dude drove me to my hotel today in his mustang and ... he was all bobbing and weaving and he stopped behind a truck and got real close to it and i was like youre about to lose your mirror! and then he just went forward and the right hand mirror just popped off and hes like 'oh. hrm. oh well, nothing a mexican cant fix' and just kept going. HOW RAW IS THAT?

"i took a tour of the new facility. got to my desk and someone comes over and is like 'hey neal we got a problem' i didnt even have a chance to touch my computer. it was kinda crazy. i think i even got scolded today. and i KNOW i ran up a GIANT bill on my cellphone today too. i prolly spent like 3 hours on the phone with peoria on my cellphone. its crazy nuts out here dude. crazy nuts."

Nuts and crazy. That's from my friend Neal, who has moved from Peoria, IL to Monterey, Mexico to work for - well - let's keep that company on the low.

That was from his first email today. Now here's a another quick message I received from Neal later on:

"christ the hottest petite girl just walked into the gym at the hotel. took a sip of water and left. ugh. but you shoulda seen the tight little ass, in the skirt etc. so perfect. as i was all sweaty and noisy on the treadmill. oh well, cute girls abound!"

Mmm hmm. Neal is having a full day. More soon I hope.

Well that's it for my first post. Come back tomorrow to find out what happened when I toilet paper'd my friend's truck in his own driveway. AND... just what exactly has my girlfriend been begging me to do lately???

It's all here and more tomorrow.