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So it's a lazy Sunday.
 
The chickens are out for most of the day looking for bugs, fertilizing my perennials, and laying eggs under the outdoor fireplace.
 
Little P, the budding pyromaniac, is enjoying himself because I've taken advantage of his obsession with fire.  He is spending the day putting dead leaves on the fire and loving every minute of it.  I showed him, earlier in the day, how to build a proper fire so it will last a good long while.
 
Older P is skateboarding on the driveway, even though he sprained his ankle a few weeks ago and is banned from all sports for another few days.
 
I am getting some laundry done, all the while poking my head out of the door to make sure Little P hasn't set the house on fire.  Then I remember I have work tomorrow and load my suitcase (the one that carries my cds and cd player) into the trunk of my car.
 
After a while, it gets dusky and I gather up the stale bread for the girls (8 hens; two Light Brown Leghorns and 6 Rhode Island Reds) and prepare to herd them into the coop.
 
The Rhodies are very compliant and friendly because I've handled them since they were only a few weeks old.  They still hop up on the front porch and holler for me to come out and play, and often try to charm their way into the house.
The Leghorns, on the other hand, are sassy and sometimes they won't come in without a fuss.
 
Mr. P hasn't borne witness to their sassiness yet, because he's hip deep in election
season.  After 45 minutes of trying to coax them to get in the damn coop, I silently curse him as they were his idea...............it's a loving curse.
 
Anyway, finally two Leggies and five Rhodies.......and uh oh, Clarabelle is missing.
 
Where is she?
The three of us search high (chickens like to roost in trees) and low.
No sign of Clarabelle...........
until............
Guess where I found her?


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  • Me-Myself&I said on Oct 13, 2009....

    did she sneak past you and get into the house? lol.... or in the outdoor fireplace?

    heck, i'm trying here. *smile*

  • Twylarants said on Oct 13, 2009....
    Oh no, P...you didn't accidentally shut her in your car trunk, did you?
  • Hegemone said on Oct 13, 2009....
    Was she already in the coop?  House?  NOT the fire?!
  • D6fer said on Oct 13, 2009....
    I'm gonna have to say the house also....say while she's in there...why not set an example for the other chickens?....are you an axe woman or a neck twister?......save me a leg or thigh! ;p
  • pickersplock said on Oct 14, 2009....
    Heg and Memy, I would have died if I found her in the fireplace! Twyla was right, I found her in the trunk of my car. The thing about chickens is, when the lights go out, they sleep no matter what. I imagine she had a lovely nap. D6, I am neither! You can't eat a chicken you've already named! They're solely for the eggs. And we have plenty of those right now. Anyone need some eggs?
  • Me-Myself&I said on Oct 14, 2009....

    lol.... well i never would of thought! ...in the trunk...cool. yup, i need some eggs for an angel food cake i want to bake. *smile*

    have a great day! take care ~see ya

  • Twylarants said on Oct 14, 2009....
    Yes, please, I would!  I use Eggbeaters...you have any of those chickens, the ones who lay those boxes of pseudo-eggs?
  • beyondtheveil said on Oct 14, 2009....
    The Leghorns must be females if they won't do anything you say.

    If one is a male, he's like her because he's 'hen'pecked.
  • pickersplock said on Oct 14, 2009....
    Right now I have about 20 eggs, so I think I can spare a few Memy.  That's after I gave away a half dozen last week.
     
    Low cholesterol chickens?  Aren't they the transparent ones?
     
    Beyond, all of my chickens are girls.  I don't think I'm ready for a rooster.  They're vicious!
  • uniquely-ironic said on Oct 14, 2009....

    too funny! what those fluffy characters won't think of. ;)

  • D6fer said on Oct 14, 2009....
    now how ya gonna teach the kiddies about the circle of life?....the food chain?....come on!....choke a chicken already!....I know you want to! ;p
  • pickersplock said on Oct 15, 2009....
    Have you ever personally witnessed the killing, plucking, and dressing of a chicken.
    I have and it's a real drag.
    Nope, I'm not going to do it.
  • D6fer said on Oct 15, 2009....
    been there....done that....got the blood stained T-shirt!

    after the 1st one it gets easier!

    come to the dark side!.....we have eleven herbs and spices! ;p
  • pickersplock said on Oct 16, 2009....
    No way!
  • D6fer said on Oct 16, 2009....
    come on! It's finger frickin lickin good damn it! 
  • pickersplock said on Oct 17, 2009....
    I'll get my chicken the wimpy way, at the grocery store.
  • D6fer said on Oct 17, 2009....
    *sigh*
  • pickersplock said on Oct 18, 2009....
    I'm one step away from being a vegetarian already anyway.
     
  • D6fer said on Oct 18, 2009....
    whaaaaa??? That is crazy talk.....quick...eat a steak or something!
  • pickersplock said on Oct 19, 2009....
    I haven't eaten beef or pork for over 20 years.
    I don't think my system could handle it.
    As I matter of fact, I eat meatless probably two to three days a week.
    Mr. P, who was a serious carnivour when I met him, says he doesn't really miss meat.  He'll have a hamburger or a steak every once in a while, but he says it makes him feel bloated when he does.  Go figure.
    I'm not one to preach though.
    To each his own.
  • Twylarants said on Oct 19, 2009....
    Did you know that steak can stay in your colon for as many as 11 days?  Better to stick with un-named chickens and sea kitty.
  • D6fer said on Oct 19, 2009....
    you stay out of my colon twyla!
  • Twylarants said on Oct 20, 2009....
    Wait....what's that noise??  Is that your colon mooing, Mr6?
  • pickersplock said on Oct 20, 2009....

    I think he's having a cow Twyla!

    Okay, I am officially flu ridden...and so is everyone else in this house.

    The sneezing is hell, the coughing is hell, the body aches are hell.........hey look, we're in hell.

  • D6fer said on Oct 22, 2009....
    Have some meat....you'll feel better.
  • Twylarants said on Oct 22, 2009....
    Lol... Take some Theraburger!
  • pickersplock said on Oct 23, 2009....
    I can't even look at meat.
  • AlleyCatMomma said on Oct 27, 2009....
    LOL that's hilarious I love it. Sneaky chicken!
  • pickersplock said on Oct 28, 2009....
    Thanks AM.  I still haven't gotten my appetite back.
    I'm living on oatmeal, bananas, and cream of whole grain wheat.

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