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Police in Barneveld arrested Mr. Hank Tankerson, long time fugitive from justice, early this morning after a week long manhunt and a stand off at the Sizzler Steakhouse
Mr. Tankerson was taken to the Herkimer County Correction Facility, where he will await his arraignment later this afternoon.
Mr. Tankerson has been accused of the very serious crime of beaver relocation.
When arrested, he was found with three beavers, a large crate filled with beaver treats, and a net.
The beavers are being held at a nearby veterinary correction facility on charges of aiding and abetting a Castor Canadensis felon.


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  • Me-Myself&I said on Oct 09, 2009....
    oh shoot! *smile*
  • mobil said on Oct 09, 2009....
    They're holding the beavers on charges? Must be some bad beavers.
  • Twylarants said on Oct 09, 2009....
    He caught them in the Sizzler?  I'm never eating there again.
  • Hegemone said on Oct 09, 2009....
    I never knew beavers could be such trouble ... gonna be extra watchful over the ones around here now ... maybe THEY are responsible for ... oh nevermind.  :-)
  • hairbrushedhubby said on Oct 10, 2009....
    Oh, those kind of beavers, I thought you meant ;
  • beyondtheveil said on Oct 10, 2009....
    Oh wait. Sorry pickers, my mind was where it shouldn't be too.

    I just googled 'Castor Canadensis'. You are talking about beavers.
  • pickersplock said on Oct 10, 2009....
    Yes, apparently it's a crime to relocate beavers.............and I'm yes, I'm talking about the actual animal that builds dams and chews things.
    Imagine going to jail for beaver relocation.
    Snort, everyone's minds are in the gutter, aren't they? lol
     
  • beyondtheveil said on Oct 10, 2009....
    pickers- I can't help it. We don't have real beavers around here. 
  • Twylarants said on Oct 10, 2009....
    Not my mind, I was thinking about steak.
    When I read Beyond's boob post I thought it soundly a bit like this post.
    Have you two blended into Beyontheplock?
  • pickersplock said on Oct 11, 2009....
    Pickersveil?
    Gee, I haven't been to Sizzler in ages.
    Does it still exist?
  • javadewd said on Oct 11, 2009....
    I still don't understand Pamela Anderson and her hypocritical association with PETA. That's one woman who has been abusing her beaver for years now!
  • Twylarants said on Oct 11, 2009....
    I don't know, Pickers. We have a  Western Sizzler here but it's not what I thought it would be when it opened. They sell southern style bbq....shredded pork with vinegar. To a Yankee, bbqed pork means ribs on the grill, not pig parts in vinegar.
    Blecchh!
  • pickersplock said on Oct 11, 2009....
    Oh, it makes her feel good to think that she's saving animals.
    Did you also know that PETA actually stands for People Exposing T and A?
     
    I mean every summer they're in the park prancing naked around their cages.
    I think this summer, they took a shower in full public view.
    I don't really get how that saves animals, but like most people they like to complain, but when it comes down to brass tacks, are they really caring for animals, or are they just promoting themselves?
     
    Little do they realize how many animals are ground to little bits, when the cotton stripper comes through, or how much land must be cleared and forests cut down to plant said, cotton.
  • Twylarants said on Oct 11, 2009....
    How about all the animals that are displaced when trees are clear cut to build the Hollywood elite's McMansions?
  • queenparanoia said on Oct 12, 2009....
    LOL

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