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We had a family reunion here yesterday, which was an experience in itself, but oh, the left-overs!
 
We actually almost had an argument about what to do with the mess left behind, so I ended up just washing dishes and letting Mr. W do the "putting away" of food.
 
I guess that's why he ended up this afternoon reminding me that tomorrow was garbage day.
 
Know what he said to me?
 
"If you don't end up eating the stuff in the tin foil, the ziti crap, the stuff on the stove, and the apple crisp and the dip and stuff---then put it in the garbage."
 
Huh?
 
There are 4 hamburgers, 7 hot dogs, toasted buns, half a bowl of apple crisp, a large bowl of dip, two platters of cellery, baby carrots, pepperoni, cheese, and all that kind of junk...... not to mention the peanut butter brownies and the potato salad....
 
I am not even hungry now after hearing it spelled out.
 
No way am I going to be the human garbage disposal, just to avoid wasting food.
 
Well, maybe I can handle one cheeseburger. but I'll lie about it, because I really had it without the bun with a micro potato.
 
When he said this, I was on my way outside with a cig in hand and I held the door open and the first words that came out of my mouth were, " Screw you."  No exclamation point.
 
 And then he laughed out loud, which made me happy.
 
I knew he was joking then! 
 
He knew I couldn't "clean out the fridge" with a vengence, and that garbage day was tomorrow.
 
I might wish I had it back later, but I can't eat it all tonight!
 
Even if I do hate wasting food.....
 
And tomorrow night I might wish I had that burger and potato salad back......


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  • callingyou said on Oct 05, 2009....
    hahaha mr. w is pushing your buttons...in a way that is nice and funny =] 
  • callingyou said on Oct 05, 2009....
    ps wombie i miss youu
  • wombat said on Oct 05, 2009....

    callingyou:  He definitly knows how to push my buttons.  He does it all the time...all with the same look on his face.  That's when I know that's what he's doing!

    I guess it's fun to have a controller with a sense of humor around.  At least he can keep hoping.

  • CreativeWoman said on Oct 05, 2009....
    Will you keep the leftovers?  You can remake them into something else later if you freeze them for now.

    Then you can tell him later that you are serving him "garbage".

    CW
  • wombat said on Oct 05, 2009....
    CW:  Ok.... He will get hamburger mushed up ziti....He won't eat it, but I will have fun making it....
     
    Right now, I know I  should go to bed, and am wondering what I can salvage....
  • wombat said on Oct 05, 2009....
    callingyou:  Off to bed soon, but saw this.  Nice to see someone thinks of me!
  • secretlife said on Oct 05, 2009....
    glad to see your "s" and "f" keys are working again!
  • Twylarants said on Oct 05, 2009....
    Or you could invite all of us for dinner...pass the ziti, please.
  • Hegemone said on Oct 05, 2009....
    Ha, well I can't say I've ever been in that scenario.  We generally have room for the leftovers and something to the amount you guys had ... well, that'd last us about 2-3 days, so no wasting here ... just ship it my way!  :-D

    Note:  I made myself start crying from laughing a moment ago because I originally typed 'just SHIT it my way!'  LMAO.  Wombie ... you don't have to do that one.  Lol.
  • mobil said on Oct 05, 2009....
    You must get allot of exercise shaking that keyboard, go ahead eat the brownies anyway haha. It's nice to know someone so well and yet not be sure if they are joking with you.
     
    His has a way of joking that I like, don't give yourself away by laughing right away, but don't let it go on so long as to create a problem either. Nice story Wombie, sounds like a good reunion for food lovers.......OH I've missed you too.
  • callingyou said on Oct 06, 2009....
    wombie :] you should definitely do the whole hamburger ziti thing, get him all worked up about an amazing dinner and prepare that, but then order out or something haha
  • Lucytorial said on Oct 06, 2009....
    LOL - we had a party on Sunday and I swear to god the food left over thing was the same, I gotta ditch it all today.
     
    Nie thing was that my friends parents (hindu's) totally cleaned up for me, seriously shood me out of the kitchen and said "No this is how we say thank you get out" nice one.
  • wombat said on Oct 06, 2009....
    secretlife:  Oh.....I guess you knew that I was just copying mobil's messed up keyboard post.  Anyway, I do have crumbs in my own keyboard, but the only key that sticks is one I seldom use. 
     
    Twylarants: Well, you're always welcome, but the ziti and most of the stuff went into the trash.  I'm still nibbling on the peanut butter brownies, though!
     
    Hegemone:  I hate to throw out food, and if it were just me, I would have kept it around longer, whether I ate it or not.  But Mr. W hates clutter and loves garbage day!
     
    (gotta watch your keys, there Hege!  But that was funny!
     
    mobil:  Yea, sometimes it's hard to tell with him!  But I think we are a pretty good match. ( And I am eating the brownies and the dip/veggie platter stuff.)
     
    And I missed you too!  It's always nice to see you pop in and surprise us!
     
    callingyou:  Too late, the ziti went bye bye with the trash this morning, but I'm thinking I could have heated some up in the microwave tonight.  Oh well....
     
    Lucy:  Sounds like we had a similar day!  And I didn't do much work, either.  I pointed to the kitchen and said, "Make yourselves at home."  When I went back outside to relax, they were trying to figure out the buttons on my stove.....ha.  They didn't clean up this time, though.  Next year we're having at someone elses house.  And with a bonfire.  Yippee!
     
    Hope you had a nice day at your party!

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