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Influenced purely by the amount of attention cast upon oral sex issues, mOOn platOOn has prepared a primer for the benefit of anyone wishing to gain insight into the pleasuring of the penis. Another session will be devoted to female genitalia after he calms down from this one.

Well take the subject as heterosexual activity, although gays may benefit
from the following examination as well.

If a man could give himself a blow job (some can, limited), the only reason
to let anyone else do it would be for THEIR pleasure. For that man would
thrill his jimmy so much and so long that his lips would put in more blow
time than Louis Armstrongs did on the trumpet.

The penis is often mentioned but largely neglected. Too many women
approach the penis for what it is a completely foreign object. Theyve
watched Hollywood blow-jobs and had cursory conversations with girl
friends on the subject, yet how many have considered penile complexity?

Simply working the penis like a pump might bring a man to climax, but
will he cum satisfyingly? A well-orchestrated orgasm can maximize the
pleasure and promote an appreciation for the giver that will find heavy
reciprocation.

Jumping on an erection like a bobblehead is okay if youre uptight about
time, or about being discovered and interrupted. But if youre in the love
zone, treat that member like youre meeting him for the first time.
Explore him like youve never seen a penis before.

Run your fingers around the pubic area, laying on a touch heavy enough
not to tickle, swirling slowly, effecting a pubic massage. Stimulate the
base of the erection, using it as an axis to gently rotate the penis in a
circular motion, not touching the shaft or the head right away.

Hold the balls in your palm firmly, letting him feel the heat. Run your
tongue moistly over his scrotum, breathe hotly on the balls, then lick them
suddenly, and blow on them. Can you encourage the scrotum to retract?
Watching the ball skin move by itself is a fascinating pastime.

When hes rock hard, climb the shaft. Make him wait before you so
much as look at the head. The skin of the shaft spends most of its time
bunched up. Now its breathing. Every part of it getting air and seeing
light. Lick the pole up and down, sometimes using the tip of your
stiffened tongue. Spiral around it, a pole-dance with your tongue.

The top of the shaft approaching the head presents a new kind of
territory. Its underside provides a fleshier mound just under the cleft
of the head. By completely relaxing your tongue and approaching the
head with a warm, wet, enveloping gentleness, he will feel sensations
so subtle that he may never have known he was capable.

Tease the cleft of the penis with your tongues tip. Then hold the head
in your mouth with the tongue so fully relaxed that the slightest movement
is now magnified. By this time he may be begging you to jerk him off.

Now hes ready for your pump and suck action, but build it up slowly.
Alternating a mouth slide over the head and down the shaft with a
steady, skin-skimming thumb-and-finger circle pump, ejaculation is
imminent. Prepare for a huge load.

Man will not care if you swallow his load or not so long as you do not
interrupt the rhythm of the orgasm.

Once the orgasm starts, he wants to have consistency from then until the
last drop has dribbled out. This is why pulling your mouth away can be
such a drag, even if you think youve taken over harmoniously with your
hand. By the time you taste it, or feel the climatic super-stiffness coming
on, its too late.

You must not disrupt the beat at that point. If hes in your fingers, hold the
rhythm until hes milked. If hes in your mouth, keep doing what youre
doing, relax your throat and accept the cum. Most of it may shoot to
the back of your mouth and easily slide down the throat.

When you think of semen as the most precious fluid in existence so far as
humans are concerned anyway the idea may be easier toswallow.

I only have one question: Why do they make dildos so small?

- OO -

 



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Comments

  • Kilgore_V_Trout said on Oct 05, 2009....

    This should be required reading for every female. As a formerly promiscuous once happily married healthy all american older male I assure you that all Blow Jobs are not alike. While I would never characterize one as having been bad (I mean how bad can it be having a ladies lips wrapped around your johnson?) there is a distict dicotomy in the skill sets of those who attempt the art.

  • studentoflife said on Oct 05, 2009....
    you nailed this one. i'm not sure why i'm surprised by that.
  • $ati$fiedCu$tomer said on Oct 05, 2009....
    LOL!!!!!!!! GOOD TIMES TONIGHT!!!
  • checkeredpast said on Oct 05, 2009....
    hee heee
  • StoneMaster said on Oct 05, 2009....
    Will comment later as I am immediately ........ indisposed.
     
    Pffffffffftttttt...........
  • WillsRose said on Oct 06, 2009....
    RE: the self blowjob-
    Would like to see the health insurance claims for those.
    'I was walking down some stairs naked and.. '
     
     
    Certainly a thorough post!
     
    -r. xXx
  • WillsRose said on Oct 06, 2009....
    RE: the self blowjob-
    Would like to see the health insurance claims for those.
    'I was walking down some stairs naked and.. '
     
     
    Certainly a thorough post!
     
    -r. xXx
  • mobil said on Oct 06, 2009....
    I tried, when I was about 16 I tried everyway I knew to give myself a bj. Unless they come out with something electronic that allows a guy to do this, I'll never get it done.
     
    Great blow job post too moonie.
  • checkeredpast said on Oct 06, 2009....
    you've got to worship that dick baby
  • destinydiva said on Oct 06, 2009....
    mr moon, well well well ...  thanks for the tips for giving the perfect blow job..  can't wait for the female version.. :-) xx 
  • checkeredpast said on Oct 06, 2009....
    me tooooooo!!!!!! get on it man!!!!!!
  • somethingunUSual said on Oct 06, 2009....
     
    Nothing gets blog circulation up like an erection!
     
    Erections increase circulation.
     
    I just like typing "erection".....
     
  • trebleclef said on Oct 06, 2009....

     

    This post many stiffies inspires

    Fulfilling in part man's desires

    Though mine beats his so much

    That it's calloused and such

    Still I'll go on until my jaw tires

     

  • Bittch said on Oct 06, 2009....
    Hmmm...there is a manual...I learned it when I was 20 the book is called Senseous Woman....... and it is just as exciting to be giving as recieving......oh and practice makes perfect.........wondering ..... how many of you know who I am. Some who read me may. You may notice my writting. :)  mOOn, I don't believe you even know I exist really. (This me is an alt of Main Me)
  • Spazzmodius said on Oct 07, 2009....
     
    My ... that was incredibly.. graphic....
     
     
  • somethingunUSual said on Oct 07, 2009....
    platOOn quick, I need the female guide....big date Friday!!!
     
     
     
     
    ....erection.
  • Aaron+Wanda said on Oct 07, 2009....
    Its good that someone cares enough to give people an idea of how to do that. As a girl myself I think its important to know what makes a guy feel good. How else will he want to stay with you? lol besides all the other great qualities the woman has to offer, but most important I think by doing it right shows a lot bout the woman's qualities/character.
  • mOOn_platOOn said on Oct 08, 2009....
    O
     
    Yeah...I care enough....you bet your &*$%$#!
     
    O
  • UnicornForm said on Oct 08, 2009....

    DANG BABY

    lemme pull up to that bumper

    and smack dat monkey

  • mixednuts said on Oct 09, 2009....
    I must have crashed the wrong party!
  • HoleInTheCosmos said on Oct 09, 2009....
     
    My wife is presently studying a print out of your procedure.
     
    I have supplied her with a detailed diagram.
     
    We'll be conducting our experiment tonight. I'm aiming my missile at the moon shortly thereafter.
     
  • desdemona said on Oct 09, 2009....
    i'm lovin' it!!!!!!! the very first time my ex and i decided to do it, we got naked and he was stiff....dunno why but i just reached over and grabbed it and started jerking him off. he rose up on all fours and in about 20 seconds he spurted all over the place after getting incredibly rock hard!!!!! i said "ooooh, now i know what you like!" and he said "i like YOU." big points!!!! thanks for the memories lol

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