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Yeah I took some last night. Now I've never had any problems, but this waitress (who I am now sort of seeing) reckons it could make men better in bed.
 
She got them off her friend's dad, who has cancer, and apparently taking extremely large doeses of viagra can help with the kemo.
 
Now seeing as I'd been drinking, I took one. Just one. And had a cigarette.
 
Then boom! I didn't get an erection, but my pulse went through the roof, every hair on my body stood on end, and all my muscles clenched.
 
Then we had sex, no difference there.
 
But I was up all fucking night wriggling because my pulse was so high.
 
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go and get an hour long nap before work.
 
hehe, random mix of drugs I've had - morphene, weed, speed and now viagra.


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  • queenparanoia said on Oct 04, 2009....

    i read somewhere that it works for men over 60. and actually men who are younger than 40 took it suffered from heart attacks....

    i guess it only works for older people... :-)

  • UnicornForm said on Oct 04, 2009....
    Woah sea cucmber, to much fun with jane?
  • MsStar39 said on Oct 04, 2009....
    Are you trying to kill yourself?
  • pusscat said on Oct 04, 2009....
    You never fail to crack me up you nutter LOL!!!!
  • aDisappearWish said on Oct 04, 2009....
    I heard it doesn't work on everyone, that's why it's prescribed. It can cause serious health problems.
  • Mr.Strange said on Oct 04, 2009....
    You do not need pills...trust me.

    PC exercises is all you need.

    I did the exercises to get multi oragisms.

    It helps with longevity, firmness, and so on.

    After I did a few mutli's I decided I like one big eruption to a few mini's.

    Consider yourself saved from money and time.

    http://ca.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_60/67_love_tip.html

    results are fast...

    Enjoy!

    Have a Super Awesome Hard Penetrative Day.

    lol
  • Hegemone said on Oct 04, 2009....
    Ha, well I'll keep this in mind so my husband never gets the idea in his brain.  Hope you're feeling better now ... and be careful takin' that stuff ... don't want to have a heart attack.
  • husbandhater said on Oct 04, 2009....
    Hahaha, Wtf? I often wonder why people take things like that that aren't prescribed for THEM? Are you not afraid to die?
  • superbozo said on Oct 05, 2009....
    LMAO.....What no 6 hour hard on.
     
     
  • Mr.Strange said on Oct 05, 2009....
    are you not afraid to die?

    lol

    to funny...

    I did not release having fear in death somehow prevented it from occurring...
  • seer said on Oct 08, 2009....
    Superbozo, no six hour hard on. Feeling really twitchy for about 12 hours though.
     
    Husbandhater, I figured if it won't kill a 70 year old with cancer it probably won't touch me. How wrong was I!
     
    I've read into the heart attack stuff now, apparently heart attacks happen because of the raised pulse thing. Because of the physical exertion of work, my age, and my sports life, the odds of my heart not being able to take the stress is pretty or much zero.
     
    Mr Strange, I don't need exercises. Three of my ex girlfriends were hospitalised after trying to take it all! Plus, due to an accident where I ripped my banjo string, the tip of my penis is REALLY sensitve, like a clit, so I can have orgasms without cumming and stay erect whoo! And I can blank out pain (two years of agonising physiotherapy - literally two years of constant, unrelenting agony), and I can also blank out arousal - basically I cum when I want. Sometimes I do get a little over excited though and accidentally spurt!
  • UnicornForm said on Oct 08, 2009....
    Maybe shes saying you suck in bed?

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