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Well I guess I'd better start by introducing my ass. I just hope I'm allowed to swear. For people who don't like swearing... this blog is definitely not for you. Pansies... (Kidding. Please don't hunt me down and time-bomb my house to smithereens.)

 I live in Bangladesh, am 21 years of age, and hate reality. Yes. Sad, I know, but true nonetheless. Am desperately in love with a person who I can't stop thinking about for even a second, and am trying to get my act together and get a fucking life. Oh yeah, about the swearing... I use it for emphasis. I don't randomly swear at people, though that does sound like fun. I have a problem with religion and the belief in spirituality (yeah, my mom does hate me) but am apathetic towards other peoples' beliefs. So no, I don't have a problem with you or your god as long as you keep it to yourselves and leave me out of the topic. I like annoying religious extremists though... I've had my share of bomb-threats hehe.

Well, that's enough for now. I hope this doesn't bore you enough to vaporize yourselves with a marshmallow. I just thought maybe you'd like to get to know me better... since I am your stalker... O_O *insert gasps of horror/fear/periods/orgasms/anguish/etc*

With that, I bid you all adeau.

PS. I like pie. Remember that at all times. It might just save your life.


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  • UnicornForm said on Sep 25, 2009....
    Thanksgiving seige right on target?
     
    Yes.
     
    Helllo.
     
    Smile like an crusty crocodile will you
  • gingersoul said on Sep 26, 2009....
    Jebu.....nice intro....:-)

    Lets see....you like pie, you swear, you are against religious crap and pious extremists, you are desperately in love, you are a stalker......

    Uhmm....i don't see anything boring here.....;-p

    So welcome....;-D
  • jebusiamnt665 said on Oct 16, 2009....
    I see dead frogs... they speak to me...

    Kermit is to blame!!
  • simplyconfused said on Nov 01, 2009....
    I like you, your so great!  My random kinda humor!
  • jebusiamnt665 said on Nov 02, 2009....
    I like me too :D and you... :P

    Too bad I can't be as random with the shittyness of life consuming my funny. :/

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